General Green's Squad

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The Capsule Trooper squad answering directly to General Green comprises his most trusted subordinates. For the most part, they are dressed in ragged leathers, largely resembling something out of a post-apocalyptic scenario, and are regularly equipped with an extensive assortment of varying weaponry, including but not limited to swords and kite shields, warhammers, machine guns, miniguns, flamethrowers, and so forth. Each squadmember has extensive combat experience under his belt, and they (with perhaps one exception) can be frequently sent on missions--individually or in teams--that traditionally-trained Capsule Troopers may find difficulty succeeding in, whether the mission parameters involve reconnaissance, the engagement of some opposing force, or something more unconventional.

As they are some of the few Capsule Troopers to remain with General Green in light of past events, they all consider themselves less a military unit and more a brotherhood of sorts, and will go to extensive lengths to assist one another as needed.


Members
  • CT-Z707 "Spaz" - A de facto second-in-command of the unit. Led a rather unfriendly motorcycle gang for a while. May or may not have had an obnoxious sidekick named Punt.
  • CT-H880 "Phobia" - Has a serious, serious aversion to spiders. Put a fake one near him. He'll throw a chair at it.
  • CT-D011 "Dizzy" - Childlike, dimwitted, generally hopeless in most regards. Kept around by the others in the way a football team keeps the mascot around.
  • CT-L491 "Slaw" - Shops Like A Woman. Favorite place, like, ever is the mall, even though he gets kicked out every time he goes for having a minigun strapped to his back and looking like he just picked a fight with a couple of giants.
  • CT-T720 "Zesty" - Once had a week-long stint at a fast food place, where he was forced to ask every customer if they'd like "two zesty tacos with that."
  • CT-M101 "Magnet" - Has the somewhat annoying tendency of being the furthest away from wherever he's needed during critical times.
  • CT-E822 "Giggles" - Tends to make a certain sound at extremely inapporpriate or inopportune moments.