Matt: So, if Rusty is Captain America...
Greens: I call Thor
Mie: You're Iron Man, Matt.
Matt: You're theatrical enough to be Thor.
Greens: Matt is so Tony
Mie: No one disagrees you troll like Stark.
Matt: Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Zaka: Who's Nick Fury
Rusty: Ben.

Zaka: ...Y'KNOW, I think I'd kill someone to bring back Miyu and Fay from Star Fox 2.
Matt: I liked Miyu.
Zaka: I liked Fay.
Matt: *tense silence*
Greens: I like pancakes!
Rusty: I like Mudkips
Sheff: I like trains
Greens: See?
Zaka: I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Greens: We all have different cultures and backgrounds
Greens: But when we-- damn it, Charles
Sheff: Snrk

When making brownies with a friend,

"The batter looks like amniotic fluid only chocolate flavored. Like a chocolate baby."

Brainwrack (2:03:03 PM): I don't understand what the pants are.
Benjamin Kriteman (2:03:10 PM): Caz is Ace's pants

[01:29:15] <Greens> I keep quiet about the things I know about
[01:29:27] <Kazz> "Where to find lots and lots of Garrus porn"
[01:29:38] <Greens> That may be among them
[01:29:46] <Kazz> /I was kidding/
[01:29:48] <Kazz> D:
[01:29:51] <Greens> I said /may/
[01:29:54] <Ben> You thought, anyways.
[01:30:01] <Kazz> That implies possibility
[01:30:09] <Ben> Which, in this context means that he most certainly does.
[01:30:23] <Kazz> What Ben said
[01:30:24] <Greens> God, you all act like finding porn on the internet is /hard/
[01:30:33] <Ben> ...
[01:30:35] <Ben> See?
[01:30:44] <Greens> You find it even when you're not looking for it!
[01:30:49] <Greens> Just ask Matt!
[01:30:50] <Zaka> Tell me about it...
[01:30:50] <Ben> I do, huh?
[01:30:52] <Kazz> shall I fetch you a shovel for your digging yourself deeper
[01:30:56] <Greens> Ask Matt about Sonic and Tails
[01:31:08] <Greens> C'mon Matt, tell them I'm not alone on this
[01:31:13] <Zaka> I think I know what you're talking about...
[01:31:15] <Matt> Sonic and Tails are best friends
[01:31:18] <Matt> I don't know what you're talking about
[01:31:19] <Kazz> crickets
[01:31:21] <Matt> You deranged-ass psycho

ITT: Greens and Charlie watch a Max Payne 3 stream

[00:56] Greens "In retrospect, I probably should have opened the door from some form of cover."
[00:56] Zaka Man. I think you were supposed to use slow-motion /immediately/ dude!
[00:56] Greens "I really hated hindsight sometimes."
[00:56] Greens "Matter of fact, I can't remember when I was fond of it in the first place."
[00:56] Greens Hey I could totally write for this game
[00:56] Zaka Yeah man I read all of that in his voice.


[01:00] Greens "oh this is gonna hurt"
[01:00] Greens "ah good thing I landed on my hip bone"
[01:00] Greens "ow"
[01:00] Greens "ow, damn it"
[01:00] Zaka I just love these "and then Max fell and killed everyone in the room" moments
[01:00] Zaka That should really be this game's tagline
[01:01] Greens "It seemed like I was at my best when I was falling down."
[01:02] Zaka "Like all the killing was just how I slowed my fall so I'd be alive when I hit the bottom."
[01:02] Greens "The bullets were about as huge and lethal as my own gargantuan balls."
[01:02] Greens Wait.
[01:03] Greens No, scratch that one.
[01:03] Zaka "Except they were made as lead, where mine were crafted of steel gathered from the rings of Saturn."
[01:03] Greens http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9553 ... nghere.png


[01:32] Greens Meanwhile, in rampant alcoholism
[01:32] Greens ...Man, I really feel bad for Max now.
[01:32] Zaka Be careful Max. If you get too drunk and fall down you'll kill everyone in the room.
[01:32] Greens /Damn it Charles/ not the time
[01:32] Zaka I still don't think this tops the whole "finding your wife and baby murdered" bit
[01:32] Greens I do!
[01:33] Greens He's still not over that!
[01:33] Greens What do you think he's thinking about when he's in that /depression/ mode?
[01:33] Zaka It's hard to tell what he's thinking
[01:33] Greens "My wife and baby are dead"
[01:33] Greens "My femme fatale is dead"
[01:34] Greens "This girl's gonna be dead"
[01:34] Greens "I might as well be dead"
[01:34] Zaka "My parents are deeeeaaaad"
[01:34] Greens "My parents are DEEEEAAAAD"
[01:34] Greens "My penis is dead, compliments of the booze and painkillers"
[01:34] Zaka "my liver is dead, for the same reason"
[01:34] Greens "My jacket is made from a dead cow"
[01:34] Zaka "I'm covered in the blood of 400 dead people."
[01:35] Greens "That's from Brazil alone"
[01:35] Zaka "I don't even know how many people I killed in New Jersey but I'm pretty sure I'm the reason they cancelled Jersey Shore."
[01:36] Greens "At least that's what I say to help me sleep at night"


[01:42] Zaka Yeah. Greens is choosing between Diablo and Max Payne
[01:42] Greens Sorry Rach, but it looks like you're gonna have to roll without me for a month or so.
[01:42] Zaka guess he just really needs to BRING THE PAYNE
[01:42] Rach What? theres actually indision? Don't be a fool Greens
[01:43] Ben indecision*
[01:43] Greens I realized then, everything Rachel was saying... every word of it was true.
[01:43] Greens I couldn't quit when I was so close to finding closure.
[01:44] Zaka Yeaaah...come Tuesday, Greens is gonna start talking funny. Better warn everyone.
[01:44] Zaka Well, funnier.
[01:44] Greens I'd already gone so far past the point of no return I'd forgotten what it looked like when I passed it.
[01:45] Greens Making excuses had gotten old a few thousand bullets ago.


[01:46] Greens I realized then, hiding under an office desk and dodging gunfire, that this game's soundtrack was #&*$ing awesome.
[01:46] Greens I'd have to download it the moment it became available.
[01:47] Zaka herp
[01:47] Greens That is, pay real American dollars for it.
[01:47] Greens Because I would never download that sort of thing.


[01:48] Greens I decided to quit with the piracy gags while I was still ahead, but couldn't stop myself from monologing out loud.
[01:49] Greens It suddenly became all too clear that I had stayed up far longer than I'd ever agreed to let myself go. The waking world was starting to feel like another dream in a long string of nightmares.
[01:50] Greens I was even starting to annoy myself with this bizarre brand of self-centered dialogue.

zakafiveone (9:26:07 PM): Max Payne 2 was subtitled "The Fall of Max Payne"
Soul Hander (9:26:13 PM): Ah, yes it was.
Soul Hander (9:26:22 PM): He certainly kept up that trait, didn't he?
zakafiveone (9:26:33 PM): "The Falls of Max Payne"
Soul Hander (9:26:51 PM): "The Fall of Max Payne and Subsequent Annihilation of Everyone Else in the Room" was just a bit too wordy
zakafiveone (9:26:58 PM): MP3 ends with Max being hailed a national hero and having a large waterfall named after him.
Soul Hander (9:27:07 PM): ...That was bad
zakafiveone (9:27:18 PM): I guess the joke fell flat, eh?
Soul Hander (9:27:24 PM): That was better

Brainwrack (10:29:32 PM): So now they're both naked on the floor and covered in a "sticky foam"
Brainwrack (10:29:37 PM): Sort this one out bro

EXTENDED CUT:

SK is Naked (12:27:34 AM): and WHY HASN'T ACE PUT PANTS ON YET
SK is Naked (12:27:39 AM): like I was seriously, honest to god tempted
SK is Naked (12:27:41 AM): to have Corin run by
SK is Naked (12:27:44 AM): backtrack
SK is Naked (12:27:48 AM): give Ace his cape
SK is Naked (12:27:50 AM): and then continue
Soul Hander (12:28:08 AM): I honestly would've vouched for that, if Tracer Stark hadn't popped in.
Soul Hander (12:28:34 AM): God, if they actually manage to capture Ace, Li Fang is just gonna like
Soul Hander (12:28:38 AM): Give him a long hard look
Soul Hander (12:28:41 AM): Of dissapointment
SK is Naked (12:29:03 AM): "I just"
SK is Naked (12:29:06 AM): "... wow, you guys"
SK is Naked (12:29:07 AM): "wow"
Soul Hander (12:29:15 AM): "...In the middle of the cafeteria."
Soul Hander (12:29:19 AM): "...Really."
SK is Naked (12:29:33 AM): "so let me get this straight"
SK is Naked (12:29:42 AM): "Well there's really nothing straight about it sir"

tonight I am on a roll
(continued from the previous post)

SK is Naked 12:31 am
"THIS IS AN ORGANIZED CRIME RING NOT A GAY BROTHEL"
Greens 12:32 am
Ace: Coulda fooled me!
SK is Naked 12:32 am
heyo
Greens 12:32 am
"This is the gayest friggin' place I ever been to!"
"And I've been to a gay strip joint!"
"(Don't judge, Jersey dragged me in for the drinks)"
SK is Naked 12:33 am
"you're not fooling anyone Ace"
Greens 12:34 am
"(Fine, I dragged in Jersey for the drinks)"
SK is Naked 12:35 am
"(That's not the only thing that was dragged if you gather)"
Greens 12:35 am
...Oh my God I just got that and you are a genius

Me and a buddy elsewhere;

--

Alex says
right now it's D3 xD
sooo much fun
been awhile since I had a solid game to play

Tony says
I wish I could get into the hype everybody else seems to share for this thing.
Never ever seen what a Diablo was.

Alex says
dude
you sound like a grandpa saying "a diablo"

Tony says
WHAT
ARE YOU SAYING I NEED TO USE THE GOOGLE TO FIND OUT HOW TO SAY IT
I CAN'T HEAR YOU SONNY

Alex says
xD

Tony says
SPEAK LOUDER

John Fraser: and I kinda felt for cap
peabnut bubber: Oh, me too.
John Fraser: it's not easy meeting Iron Man, the poster boy of the New USA
peabnut bubber: Oh.
peabnut bubber: Oh.
peabnut bubber: I thought you said "fell for Cap."
peabnut bubber: But, also relevant.
peabnut bubber: Yes.

Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:05 PM): Back when I read fanfics...
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:24 PM): Mie, I have no doubt that I indulged myself in fagfics worse than whatever you wrote.
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:33 PM): Oh my God that was a typo
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:38 PM): what the hell
Brainwrack (2:55:48 PM): Typo, or freudian slip
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:52 PM): No, no
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:53 PM): I didn't
SK is Naked (2:55:54 PM): probably still true
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:54 PM): Not those
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:56 PM): ...not then
Benjamin Kriteman (2:55:59 PM): And not now!
sheffman13@yahoo.com (2:56:11 PM): uh

Sheff: Ben, you fool!
Sheff: Then your hands will be dirty
Ben: I will invent an implement with which to wipe my hands.
Ben: I shall call it, the shirt
Sheff: This wiping device you've proposed may just work
Matt: Sounds like you're just reinventing the pants to me
Rach: ::sigh::

On the topic of Wreck-It Ralph (and the purported backstory of the 8-bit game from which Ralph originates in the movie)

[18:26] Matt: As I understand it, Ralph is upset that they built the apartment building there
[18:26] Greens: Oh, so he's a...
[18:26] Matt: I think they bulldozed his home.
[18:26] Greens: ...Some kinda activist?
[18:26] Greens: Oh, dang.
[18:26] Greens: Well
[18:26] Greens: So you're kinda playing as the bad guy
[18:27] Matt: At least I remember reading that /somewhere./
[18:28] Greens: This story could actually probably be used in a study on guilt and responsibility
[18:28] Greens: That's pretty deep for 8 bits
[18:30] Matt: "In the fictional arcade game of Fix-It Felix Jr, Ralph is in rage of his forest home being destroyed by construction of a new apartment building. Ralph shouts out "I'm gonna wreck it" and begins to demolish the building by destroying the windows. As Felix comes in to save the day, Ralph throws down bricks at Felix. In the end of the game, the people who lived in the apartment would throw Ralph off the top of the building, having him to fall into his so-call doom."
[18:31] Greens: Man... that's rough, buddy.
[18:32] Greens: Your home is burnt to the ground, and then you're defenestrated by an angry mob.
[18:33] Matt: Truly this calls into question all sorts of morality-based issues
[18:33] Matt: Because I'm sure the apartment building's owner has a deed to the land, so maybe Ralph was squatting
[18:33] Greens: List the characters in the story from least responsible to most responsible
[18:33] Matt: And then they come in and build and he feels like he's been robbed of his home
[18:33] Matt: And starts breaking things
[18:33] Matt: And Felix is doing nothing but trying to fix things and Ralph is throwing bricks at him trying to make him fall off a big building
[18:34] Matt: Then a mob hurls him off the roof to his doom
[18:34] Greens: Felix is probably the least responsible, because he's just doing his job
[18:34] Matt: This is obviously a commentary on modernization
[18:34] Greens: What could he have done but fix windows?
[18:34] Greens: Ralph is somewhere in the middle, because yes he was victimized by the loss of his home, but he responded very poorly
[18:34] Greens: He still had the option to file some kind of complaint, or hold a peaceful protest
[18:35] Matt: Truth
[18:35] Greens: But he just went Rampage on the new building
[18:35] Matt: Or so we think, as viewers and players
[18:35] Matt: Perhaps he had already petitioned
[18:35] Matt: And the system failed Ralph
[18:35] Matt: Driving him over the edge
[18:35] Greens: What if he suffered some kind of condition that left him with an extremely volatile temper, that he always ended up regretting afterwards?
[18:36] Matt: Perhaps
[18:36] Greens: Maybe Ralph had a drinking problem
[18:36] Matt: Look for the sequel, Rehab Ralph
[18:36] Greens: This is fantastic

[20:55] Mie Dude, I'm so excited about this.
[20:58] Rach I'm sorry you have to work Mie ;.;
[20:58] Mie Oh, that.
[20:58] Mie I decided not to.
[21:00] Rach hm... that... uh... doesn.t... ok.
[21:00] Mie It's cool.
[21:00] Mie I'm just not going.
[21:01] Greens Yeah, work is for squares.
[21:02] Mie Hey, when I get fired, can we come crash at your place for a few?
[21:02] Greens Hell yeah!
[21:03] Mie I was talkin' to Rachel.
[21:03] Greens We'll be roomies! I've got a case of Bosco and some milk, we'll make cheese dogs! Hey, I just picked up the Godfather trilogy! Finally, compa--
[21:03] Mie She has ferrets.
[21:03] Greens ...oh, okay