[00:43] Bomb_Voyage: But I was just thinking about the French's reaction to WW2 in the bathroom a bit ago, and they still had the underground resistance
[00:43] Mie: ... Do you... often think of historic wars in the bathroom?
[00:44] Matthieaux: "That last one"
[00:44] Matthieaux: "Man"
[00:44] Bomb_Voyage: I think of many things in the bathroom.
[00:44] Matthieaux: "That was D-Day"
[00:44] Dilussois: dangit matt
[00:44] Matthieaux: "Or should I say"
[00:44] Matthieaux: "Doo-Day"
[00:44] Dilussois: ajhfsdakjdshflaksdjhfalsdkjfhasldkfj
[00:44] Bomb_Voyage: ...Hahah.
[00:45] Matthieaux: "look out porcelain beaches of normandy"
[00:45] Dilussois: matt will you just SHUP UP alreany

***

[00:45] Bomb_Voyage: They did, though.
[00:45] Bomb_Voyage: Have the resistance.
[00:46] Matthieaux: You always have resistance
[00:46] Matthieaux: It's part of your condition

Dreams are gateways into our souls.

Muffin: so I had a dream where this cool thing happened. Then another dream where I was trying to tell you about it
Muffin: But you weren't listening which was freaky so I huffed and instead climbed up these tall stairs that you room was atop of
Muffin: Then I got scared of the heights and curled up into a ball and started crying
Muffin: Also I was naked save for a blanket wrapped around me
Muffin: What does it mean?
cherry.insane: Um, you had a weird dream?
cherry.insane: And that when I talk, you think I don't listen.
cherry.insane: And you like being naked.
cherry.insane: And you're going to come to a challenge and break down.
Muffin: Woah mind blown

Muffin: Also let me tell you about the cool thing
Muffin: okay so, it was this dude that robbed houses
Muffin: Only whenever he entered a house he turned into this terrible beast
cherry.insane: People have evil inside them that lets them commit acts that society deans wrong.
Muffin: Then Belle fell in love with him because it was the Beast like some steampunk stupid retelling of Beauty and the Beast with chimney sweeps
cherry.insane: lol

(Wannabe凸(v_v)凸 is now playing Resident Evil 5)
Never tell your password to anyone.

Solomon Grande: DAMN YOU CHRIS
Solomon Grande: CHRIS
Solomon Grande: CHRRRIIIEEESSSS
Wannabe凸(v_v)凸: WESKER
Wannabe凸(v_v)凸: ITS OVER WESKER
Solomon Grande: *WHY* CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND CHRIS
Wannabe凸(v_v)凸: LOL F#&$ YOU WESKER
Solomon Grande: DAMN YOU YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT GLOBAL SATURATION *grrraahhh*

[20:11] Matt Aw, I don't traumatize anyone.
[20:11] Kazz you CHASED ME with a CHIHUAHUA

(Wannabe凸(v_v)凸 is now playing Resident Evil 5)
Never tell your password to anyone.

Solomon Grande: chris
Wannabe凸(v_v)凸: ITS OVER WESKER

Long story short, my driver improvement course actually told me not to fax while driving.
David had this to say on the matter:

toastedbeats (10:09:30 PM): "...Yeah mom, I'm a little drunk. Naw, I'm cool to drive. i gotta get offa here, though. I got this fax I gotta send for work..."
toastedbeats (10:09:41 PM): *feeds paper into fax machine*
toastedbeats (10:09:47 PM): *swerve*
toastedbeats (10:09:51 PM): *hydroplane*
toastedbeats (10:10:05 PM): *360 McTwist into indy nosebone*
toastedbeats (10:10:28 PM): "This paper will just not seem to feed..."
toastedbeats (10:10:35 PM): *Flyin' through the air*
toastedbeats (10:10:53 PM): *Over a parade*
toastedbeats (10:11:02 PM): *Through a flock of geese*
toastedbeats (10:11:12 PM): *Into a lake.*
toastedbeats (10:11:32 PM): "Whoa, man. i guess I should've been paying more attention."
toastedbeats (10:11:35 PM): YOU FAX.
toastedbeats (10:11:37 PM): YOU DRIVE.
toastedbeats (10:11:42 PM): YOU DIE.

[17:02:30] <Greens> So I said "You have the look of a bitch"
[17:02:39] <Greens> And stabbed her
[17:02:45] Guest_8068 joined the channel.
[17:02:45] <Greens> "A dead bitch"
[17:02:54] <Greens> And threw her in the corner with all the others
[17:03:10] <Greens> Gosh I hope that line doesn't scare off our guest
[17:03:20] <Matt> ... Nice job.
[17:03:35] <Greens> It's probably just Rachel, or something
[17:03:46] <Ben> Rachel is in the chat.
[17:03:54] <John> lol
[17:03:57] <Greens> It's probably just Ben, or something
[17:04:04] <Ben> Ben is in the chat.
[17:04:12] Greens sighs

[19:51] <Sheff> My fingers are actually starting to whine about all this typing
[19:51] <Kazz> heheheh
[19:51] <Kazz > just imagine what the Fearless Leader is going through
[19:51] <Sheff> -copy...... paste-
[19:51] <Sheff> "all in a day's work"
[19:52] <Matt> Just for that, ALL of the rest of Geoff's thread is recycled
[19:52] <Matt> Even if I have to C&P individual phrases
[19:52] <Kazz > even if it doesn't make sense
[19:53] <Sheff> "He promptly began trying to strangle"
[19:53] <Sheff> "the hedgehog"
[19:54] <Sheff> "crick"
[19:54] <Sheff> "snap"
[19:54] <Sheff> "crunch"
[19:54] <Kazz> "Geoff"
[19:54] <Kazz> "was dead"
[19:54] <Matt> ahah
[19:54] <Sheff> "MOTHER OF GOD"
[19:55] <Sheff> "the end"
[19:55] <Kazz> SNCK
[19:55] <Matt> okay, that really capped it off

How do I favorite posts

You were supposed to quotebag the context in which it was used you ninnygoof.

(Concerning the Ace-themed Epilogue)

Soul Hander (11:21:36 PM): oh it's not a street address, is it.
Brainwrack (11:21:56 PM): how the hell do you ping a street address
Soul Hander (11:22:36 PM): http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7069/facekz.jpg
Soul Hander (11:22:43 PM): Well that's
Soul Hander (11:22:53 PM): Not game changing, at least
Brainwrack (11:23:07 PM): Ace probably didn't finish grade school anyway
Soul Hander (11:23:25 PM): To be fair, half the the Sonic world probably didn't finish grade school
Brainwrack (11:24:01 PM): That's okay if you run 760MPH and have a best friend with a flying ass who can make airplanes out of scraps in a cave

[13:52] Zaka Infect some random city in Canada or Puerto Rico for all I care, just let Raccoon City STAY DEAD.
[13:53] Greens Actually, they are as of RE6, I think.
[13:53] Greens Unless they bothered to reconstruct Raccoon City from the ground up
[13:53] Greens Only for it to get infected again
[13:54] Zaka Heh. Actually I read a RE fic once where apparently Raccoon City had been rebuilt, re-infected, re-nuked, then rebuilt AGAIN.
[13:54] Zaka Then re-infected! AND NUKED! AGAIN!
[13:54] Greens "Listen we're gonna do this until it works"
[13:54] Greens "No, I don't care how many tax dollars are going into it"
[13:54] Zaka It's a study to see how many times you can nuke the same soil before it turns into glass.
[13:55] Greens "...Well then increase the taxes on first aid sprays!"
[13:55] Greens "Whaddya mean the company went out of business"
[13:55] Zaka "Legalize green herbs and tax them!"
[13:55] Greens "Whaddya mean they were native to Raccoon City"

Soul Hander * (6:34:42 PM): Because the last time I got a colonoscopy, it cost... around 100 dollars.
Soul Hander * (6:34:48 PM): When it normally costs 5000.
Brainwrack (6:34:58 PM): Yeah, I was about to say
Brainwrack (6:35:03 PM): That's a bargain on colonoscopies
Brainwrack (6:35:07 PM): I oughta go get one at that price
Soul Hander * (6:35:17 PM): Aahhh no you, probably shouldn't
Brainwrack (6:35:19 PM): You don't get a colonoscopy for a hundred bucks every day bro
Soul Hander * (6:35:27 PM): There are just
Soul Hander * (6:35:30 PM): Some bargains
Soul Hander * (6:35:34 PM): That are better off ignored

Brainwrack (2:34:46 PM): Crotch.
Soul Hander * (2:34:50 PM): Crotch, yes
Brainwrack (2:36:13 PM): Aw yes