It was too big and un-RP-related to post in the quotebag thread, and yet I felt compelled to share.



Hear me out on this /co/. I'm feeling a bit down, and I have a /co/-related story for ya guys.

To be frank, I'm seriously sick of my life. I'm almost 21 and haven't been able to score a better job than a #&*$ing cook at a local fast food joint.

I spend most of my time watching mind crushingly stupid shows on television. I like Adventure Time though, but sometimes I just sit with my pet and wonder what the hell I am doing with my life.

What makes things worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her.

You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me.

We spend our time fanboying retired old men who used to play our favorite heroes, you know, we're that pathetic. Hell, I'm that pathetic. At least my friend is happy. I just hide in my pathetic job, lack of initiative, and put on a happy face to my only true friend.


And what makes this all worse is that I live in a #&*$ing pineapple under the sea.