uknowthosebirds: I have to tell someone this thing because it is awesome
Soul Hander went idle at 1:20 PM.
uknowthosebirds: …
uknowthosebirds: :(

Brainwrack (11:17:41 AM): Recover from your suit infection you big space jew
Soul Hander (11:18:40 AM): That's possibly the most outrageous thing you've ever said to me.

(Downloading L4D game)

Soul Hander (5:48:14 PM): *ahem*
Soul Hander (5:48:15 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybTUKYNrMaU
Brainwrack (5:49:40 PM): Done?
Brainwrack (5:49:53 PM): If that was to tell me your download is done
Brainwrack (5:49:55 PM): That was the best notification ever
Soul Hander (5:50:37 PM): YES I AM DONE
Soul Hander (5:50:41 PM): LET'S GO HAVE FUN
Soul Hander (5:50:47 PM): MY MAP HAS BEEN LOADED NOW HAND ME A GUN

Friend Friend.

cherry.insane: How about... I feel a little bit healthier than I did last night.
muffin: "She can fly, run really fast with her specially made shoes, and control all major elements (earth, water, wind and fire)"
cherry.insane: wtf?
muffin: dude's new character
cherry.insane: Mary Sue.
muffin: I said she was overpowered. He told me to do better. "Fine. Earth. Not plants just earth. Since she's a rabbit and rabbits live on the ground. So being on the straight dirt ground could give her strength but being off it would weaken her. Such as being on a floor of some sort. "
cherry.insane: Those shoes do all that? I want them.
muffin: I wanna be the avatar! Turns out it wasn't destiny. It was some kick-ass shoes.

Messenger won't let me copy and paste. So I re-typed. Also I do want those shoes.

Brainwrack 9:20 pm: Dat crotch.
SK is Naked 9:20 pm: please stop saying that

(18:17:09) Tails: greens
(18:17:12) Tails: Can Ace swim?
(18:17:55) Greens: Ace can swim.
(18:23:34) Greens: ...Why?
(18:24:20) Tails: no reason
(18:24:26) Tails: would you say he can swim WELL?
(18:24:33) Greens: Why are you asking?
(18:24:41) Tails: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW
(18:24:59) Tails: I ask weird stuff a lot
(18:25:01) Greens: I-- yeah, sure, he can stay afloat, but this is weird.
(18:25:02) Tails: Just ask Matt
(18:28:03) *Chatbot-9000: He's going to have coop force Ace to take his yearly bath by throwing him in a lake
(18:28:18) MuffinUnsane: That's what I thought when reading it.
(18:28:31) MuffinUnsane: ...
(18:28:35) Tails: hah
(18:28:36) MuffinUnsane: That...I sent that long ago


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(23:22:45) VJeff: >Mac
(23:22:52) VJeff: how I play portal with only one mouse button

(01:56:25) Greens: I just downloaded an album.
(01:56:30) Greens: After paying for it.
(01:56:37) Sheff: GASP
(01:56:39) Kazz: MADNESS

(17:19:00) Tails: a pacman plush?
(17:19:09) Tails: what does that look like?
(17:19:21) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) Say Pacman
(17:19:25) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) Say Pacman
(17:19:29) Kazz: Pacman.
(17:19:35) Kazz: It looks like pacman.
(17:19:37) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) Thank you
(17:19:38) Tails: like a big yellow cheese?
(17:19:49) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) SAY PACMAN
(17:19:56) Kazz: LIKE PACMAN
(17:19:57) Kazz: naaaah
(17:20:07) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) Bah.

SK is Naked (11:49:34 PM): Sexuality is like a goddamn ice cream store. You've got your chocolate, your strawberry, your mango with raspberry gummi bears, whatever the hell y'want. And then you've got the cones, and that's for people who don't want any ice cream, that's the asexuals, but there are all sorts of them. Waffle cones, cones lined with chocolate, so on and $%@&. So you've got people who just want lots of cones or three scoops of ice cream on one cone or they just make a goddamn milkshake out of it. And then there are people who just say I don't want no f**kin' icecream and go to the bookstore. Don't worry about the cost, it's a socialist ice cream store. THIS IS REAL LIFE AND THIS IS HOW IT WORKS
Soul Hander (11:50:31 PM):
SK is Naked (11:50:45 PM): Good.
SK is Naked (11:51:23 PM): If your mind is not blown, I am not doing my job
Soul Hander (11:51:42 PM): Heheh. Blow job.
SK is Naked (11:52:06 PM): and we crash headlong back into immaturity square

(20:25:28) psikeout: How many times did you chainsaw my tongue?
(20:25:35) psikeout: I was like "HRRNNGH"
(20:25:36) Greens: I think only once.
(20:25:40) Greens: Maybe twice.
(20:25:42) psikeout: "*LICKLICKLICK*"
(20:25:53) Greens: "I AIN'T THAT KINDA GUY"
(20:26:02) Greens: *VRRRMMMMMM*
(20:26:04) psikeout: "*LICKLICKLICK*"
(20:26:22) Greens: But that's why I grabbed the chainsaw on the way up.
(20:26:25) Kazz: this would be so horrifying without context

(so of course I have to prove the point)

SK is Naked (9:32:29 PM): I think she did, but I'm being distracted by my pokeymanz.
Soul Hander (9:32:38 PM): Ah, yes.
SK is Naked (9:33:38 PM): I am so productive.


Soul Hander (9:43:15 PM): HI IT'S ME JOEY
Soul Hander (9:43:21 PM): JUST CALLING ABOUT MY NEW RATATA
SK is Naked (9:43:24 PM): DO NOT
SK is Naked (9:43:25 PM): START
SK is Naked (9:43:26 PM): WITH ME
Soul Hander (9:43:31 PM): I JUST WATCHED HIM DRAG HIS ASS ACROSS THE CARPET
Soul Hander (9:43:34 PM): OKAY THAT'S ALL BYE
SK is Naked (9:43:38 PM): D:>
SK is Naked (9:43:46 PM): WHY

(00:45:10) Greens: Okay, so
(00:45:16) Greens: Are we going with sidecar or no side car
(00:45:20) Greens: Your choice Kazz
(00:45:52) *Matt: Perhaps Tank attached a sidecar to his motorcycle just for Mako, to train him in the crimefighting way.
(00:46:20) Greens: "Thees eez your helmet"
(00:46:26) Greens: "And scarlf"
(00:46:31) Greens: "That hwas Badge's idea"
(00:46:37) *Matt: "Aye haff paynted hyoor face on de frahnt, so hyou may begin beelding hyour reputation"
(00:47:07) *Matt: *Photorealistic shark face on front of sidecar*
(00:47:07) Tony: this is a great idea
(00:47:19) Greens: "Why do I look all ugly"
(00:47:48) *Matt: This is an amazing idea all around.
(00:48:10) Greens: "Hyoouu most strlike fear eento the hearts of yourr foes"
(00:48:23) Greens:

(12:57:13) Gamma: Sheff is now known as **Cue_Indiana_Jones_Theme*.
[...]
(13:02:25) **Cue_Indiana_Jones_Theme*: My mom stole my snowpants.

(22:04:47) psikeout: I am losing an hour of sleep because some BUTTHOLE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE EARTH WANTED TO POKE BUGS

(23:58:05) *Jeni: Haha, the new girl just rode a unicorn through a sea of flames to a melting tower.
(23:58:13) *Jeni: Or... that's what it looked like in my head.
(23:58:20) Kazz: Jeni
(23:58:23) Tails: she kind of did
(23:58:33) Kazz: this is a Dragonforce album concept if ever there was one
(23:58:42) Greens: ...Wow, you're right.