Not gonna lie, I lol'd pretty hard.

(19:17:26) *Matt: I'm trying to rope somebody else to handle the introduction to Vince's place since I'm kinda too busy to be writing anything big like that, myself...
(19:17:35) *Matt: Like, somebody to handle the timeskip.
(19:17:47) *Matt: Maybe someone like, oh, I dunno, a Kazz-like individual, or...
(19:18:34) Kazz: SUBTLE HINTING
(19:19:10) *Matt: WHAT HINTS WHO HINTS if I were hinting I'd be like oh man, I wish Kazz would write this post, that'd sure be nice. Not like it would be. For me to say it would be, that'd be hinting.
(19:19:17) *Matt: But hypothetically speaking, it might be.
(19:19:39) Mie: ...What?
(19:19:44) *Matt: Maybe rhetorically, hypothetically, theoretically, empathetically, diuretically...
(19:19:59) MuffinUnsane: I think Matt broke
(19:20:02) *John: Parenthetically?
(19:20:11) *Matt: Parenthetically.
(19:20:24) *Matt: That too.
(19:20:24) Kazz stares blankly
(19:20:43) Mie: D-diuretically?
(19:21:02) *John: ...
(19:21:07) Mie: It... increases urine production?
(19:21:07) *John: Oh, yeah.
(19:21:07) *Matt: Metaphorically speaking.
(19:21:16) *Matt: Allegorically, maybe.
(19:21:39) Kazz: This is the opposite of inspiration

(16:20:45) Greens: Hm.
(16:20:47) Greens: I'm back!
(16:20:57) Greens sways fist
(16:20:58) Kazz: Congratulations
(16:21:03) Greens: ...But not for long.
(16:21:07) Greens shakes head
(16:21:11) Kazz: Noooooo
(16:21:19) Greens: I've got to get ready for karate soon.
(16:21:25) Greens nods, scratches neck
(16:21:49) Kazz: Dramatic.
(16:21:53) Greens: But, I've really got to stop playing FFVII. Its oddly translated quirkiness is starting to affect me.
(16:22:00) Greens crosses arms, looks up blankly
(16:22:11) Kazz: I WONDER WHY
(16:22:43) Greens: Anyway. I'm going to take the bus today!
(16:22:50) Greens: It's another step towards becoming a man.
(16:23:04) Greens squats in place
(16:23:35) Kazz: You're starting to worry me.
(16:24:07) Greens begins to walk away, looks back
(16:24:17) Greens: Don't miss me too much, okay? I should be back by tonight.
(16:24:50) Greens becomes unavailable for PHS contact
(16:25:17) Kazz: This is wrong on a million levels/

(20:39:45) Omochao: Greens is now known as *Greens_shower.
(20:39:53) Omochao: *Greens_shower is now known as *Shower_Greens.
(20:40:05) Omochao: *Shower_Greens is now known as *Wheelchair_Cloud.
(20:40:16) Kazz: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
(20:40:35) *Wheelchair_Cloud: A SEXY PROBLEM

(14:32:11) *Matt: Also, I've uploaded the bracket here, but you have to use Internet Explorer to open it: http://sonic.spindash.net/misc/w​estsidechampionshipdraft2.mhtml
(14:32:35) Greens: Aaauuuh. It's a bunch of text for me.
(14:32:42) Greens: Buncha code.
(14:32:43) *Matt: In Internet Explorer?
(14:32:49) Greens: Mozilla!
(14:32:54) *Matt: And what did I say?
(14:32:55) Greens: But that's alright.
(14:32:59) Greens: Oh.
(14:33:07) Greens: Dangit.
(14:33:13) Greens: Well that's, that's still okay.
(14:33:19) *Matt: You don't read even half of what I say.
(14:33:30) Greens: I read two thirds!
(14:33:36) *Matt: You read go to hell.
(14:34:05) *Matt: ANYWAY.
(14:34:14) Rachel: lol
(14:34:19) Greens: I have no retort for that

Brainwrack (6:28:51 PM): And I'd have to be sensitive
Brainwrack (6:28:59 PM): Do you know how hard it is for me to be sensitive?
Brainwrack (6:29:04 PM): It's like breaking bricks with my head.
Brainwrack (6:29:15 PM): Except not even a tenth as cool.

(14:08:17) Underscore: Not at all, I display my disdain at villany and injustice freely.
(14:08:44) MuffinUnsane: But judgeing from how much you are displaying your 'disdain' it seems a bit odd.
(14:09:06) MuffinUnsane: Unless of course you were casting off judgement upon yourself.
(14:09:30) Underscore: Blast! You've found me out!
(14:09:45) Underscore whips away cloak to reveal . . .
(14:10:05) Omochao: Underscore is now known as *Snivley_Whiplash.
(14:10:35) MuffinUnsane takes a deep draw on pipe
(14:10:41) MuffinUnsane: As I suspected.
(14:11:04) MuffinUnsane: You still lack talent at disguises Snivley
(14:11:04) *Snivley_Whiplash: You'll never catch me Dooright! Your lady friend is tied to the tracks, you either catch me or save her! Ta ta!
(14:12:04) MuffinUnsane strokes beard
(14:12:09) MuffinUnsane: Quite a dilemma.
(14:12:19) MuffinUnsane: You see, she's an awful cook.
(14:12:30) Omochao: *Snivley_Whiplash is now known as Underscore.
(14:12:51) Underscore: Dudley Dooright has no beard.
(14:12:58) MuffinUnsane: ...
(14:13:01) Underscore: You ruin everything.

15:38:35) Greens: I am the first to admit my art is not spectacular but it is not that awful.
(15:38:39) Underscore: I peeked at an art of his earier. It's most assuredly not $%@&.
(15:38:47) Greens: Yeah, see.
(15:38:54) psikeout: You haven't seen his porn.
(15:38:59) Greens: ...
(15:39:04) Greens: I have not drawn porn
(15:39:25) Underscore: . . . he draws not-porn? I must have been looking in the wrong gallery.
(15:39:33) Greens: It was A TASTEFUL NUDE
(15:39:51) psikeout: With a huge...
(15:40:08) Greens: LEVEL OF CLASS
(15:40:08) Sheff: STOP RIGHT THERE
(15:40:16) Underscore: . . . one part of me DOES NOT WANT you to finish that sentence.
(15:40:27) Underscore: The other part SERIOUSLY DOES NOT WANT MORE.

(15:18:22) Sheff: Ugh, my typos are outrageous today.
(15:19:19) Sheff: I'm going before I completely embarrass myself.
(15:19:31) Sheff Sheff In Da Showah
(15:19:34) Sheff: ....
(15:19:37) Sheff: SEE WHAT I EMAN
(15:19:39) Sheff: ........
(15:19:48) Sheff: alkjfaklsjf
(15:19:55) Omochao: Sheff is now known as *Sheff_In_Da_Showah.
(15:20:57) Kazz: HA
(15:22:26) psikeout: snrk

skisnaked (3:36:52 PM): No worries sir. Aaahahahaha. I am amused.
Benjamin Kriteman (3:37:02 PM): Heheh. Why?
skisnaked (3:37:24 PM): The mental image I'm getting for that Jersey guy is... is... ... terrifying to be honest
skisnaked (3:38:13 PM): And I'm feeling my own "OH MY GOD HOW MUCH GAYER CAN YOU GET" when I started thinking "how on earth would you match a rainbow tanktop with ANYTHING" and that made me laugh.
Benjamin Kriteman (3:38:21 PM): This was my greatest inspiration.
Benjamin Kriteman (3:38:28 PM): Please do not ask where I got it.
skisnaked (3:38:40 PM): PFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHA
skisnaked (3:38:51 PM): brb dead from hysterical laughter
skisnaked (3:38:57 PM): And no, no, I'm asking
Benjamin Kriteman (3:39:00 PM): yeah okay
skisnaked (3:39:04 PM): WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
Benjamin Kriteman (3:39:11 PM): YOU CAN'T ASK THAT EITHER

Re: that last one
Greens swears it was for character research purposes. Is he telling the truth? YOU DECIDE
/corny mystery drama

(03:08:00) Greens: Now I'm going to go to bed.
(03:14:46) Kazz: AWAY
(03:15:08) Greens dies
(03:15:13) Omochao: Greens logs out of the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Kazz: BE A MAN
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:23) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:25) Omochao: Greens has been logged out (Timeout).
(03:15:25) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(03:15:32) Kazz: that is not being a man

(19:53:30) Kazz: How the bloody hell did "trustworthy" get to be the most-chosen word on my Johari?
(19:53:53) Greens: Kazz, you already know secrets of mine nobody else does.
(19:53:57) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) Gay secrets.
(19:54:13) Kazz: (whispers) Gaytastic, you mean
(19:54:28) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) Not as fun to say IMO, but you're entitled.
(19:54:37) Kazz: (whispers) Fagtastic?
(19:54:56) Greens: (whispers to Kazz) I dunno, that kinda hits a red flag for me.
(19:55:02) psikeout: Oh, Greens, your forbidden love for me is no secret.
(19:55:13) Kazz: Soda out the nose.
(19:55:21) Greens:

(22:10:05) Sheff punches through Kazz's skull.
(22:10:26) Greens: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY PUNCH THROUGH MY SKULL
(22:10:32) Sheff: WHY IS THAT
(22:10:33) Greens: IT'S COATED WITH DIAMONDS HAHAHA
(22:10:35) Kazz: AVENGE ME, SOMEONE
(22:10:46) Sheff: Oh, well you know whats harder then diamonds?
(22:11:03) Greens: WHAT!?
(22:11:03) Sheff: More diamonds.
(22:11:13) Greens: NO IMPOSSIBLE AAAAAHHH
(22:11:16) Kazz: What's in my hand? Look again
(22:11:19) Sheff punches through Greens' skull with diamond covered fist.
(22:11:25) Kazz: THE DIAMONDS ARE NOW DIAMONDS