(21:24:27) Greens: I do not see anything.
(21:25:06) psikeout: Greens
(21:25:30) Greens:

(21:25:33) Greens: Yes?
(21:25:58) psikeout:

(21:26:34) Greens:

(21:26:46) Kazz: Stop now

Brainwrack (5:40:51 PM): I think I'm going to preorder DCUO from Target.
Brainwrack (5:40:57 PM): So that I can get the Kryptonite Blaster.
Brainwrack (5:41:03 PM): Because I just dislike Superman that much.
Benjamin Kriteman (5:41:11 PM): You know Superman can dodge it
Brainwrack (5:41:19 PM): SHUT UP NO HE CAN'T.
Brainwrack (5:41:25 PM): It'll be perfect
Benjamin Kriteman (5:41:38 PM): Matt you always come up with these half assed plans to kill Superman
Brainwrack (5:41:45 PM): It's not half-assed!
Brainwrack (5:41:57 PM): It's brilliant!
Benjamin Kriteman (5:42:00 PM): If you keep this up you're headed for the C-List of villains
Brainwrack (5:42:02 PM): Preorder from Target
Brainwrack (5:42:07 PM): Get Kryptonite Blaster
Brainwrack (5:42:16 PM): CANCEL TARGET PREORDER AHAHAHA EXTRA VILLAINY
Brainwrack (5:42:18 PM): kill superman
Benjamin Kriteman (5:42:26 PM): You're like Silver Age Lex
Brainwrack (5:42:50 PM): Oh go commit a boner.
Benjamin Kriteman (5:43:02 PM): DON'T YOU TALK SH** ABOUT MY BONERS
Brainwrack (5:43:08 PM): WORST. BONERS. EVER.
Benjamin Kriteman (5:43:18 PM): My boner is the BEST BONER
Brainwrack (5:43:35 PM): This is goin' in the bag, isn't it.
Benjamin Kriteman (5:43:44 PM): One sec, I'm putting this in the bag

Brainwrack (6:24:12 PM): Heeeey.
TonyCaline (6:24:17 PM): Oh, hey!
Brainwrack (6:24:22 PM): Whatup?
TonyCaline (6:24:45 PM): Not much. Listening to some tunes, playing Bejewled 2 because roommate wants me to trip up his high score... Just a generic "I have a day off" day.
Brainwrack (6:25:09 PM): Aah, that's cool. Well, maybe except for the Bejeweled part. What's wrong with you, man.
Brainwrack (6:25:12 PM): You're not old enough.
TonyCaline (6:25:28 PM): Whaaaaat.
TonyCaline (6:25:32 PM): I have the ID for it, I swear.
Brainwrack (6:25:55 PM): You have to be at least 40.
TonyCaline (6:26:01 PM): ...
TonyCaline (6:26:08 PM): I can get an ID for that, I swear.
Brainwrack (6:26:06 PM): And a mom or grandmother.
TonyCaline (6:26:09 PM): ...
TonyCaline (6:26:12 PM): I can't get an ID for that.
TonyCaline (6:26:14 PM): At least, not yet.
Brainwrack (6:26:18 PM): Snrk.
Brainwrack (6:26:26 PM): Don't go changin' so that it's a possibility, friend.
Brainwrack (6:26:36 PM): I think I like knowing Tony more than Tanya.
TonyCaline (6:27:01 PM): I've had people call me "ma'am" over the phone because they think my name's "Toni", actually.
Brainwrack (6:27:07 PM): Ouch.
TonyCaline (6:28:21 PM): Ah well. I have a laugh, and then move on.
TonyCaline (6:28:26 PM): ... to Bejeweled.
Brainwrack (6:29:42 PM): ... tell you what, I'll just go ahead and ask you my question.

(16:55:29) Kazz: Alliteration is fun
(16:55:52) Tails: right
(16:55:57) psikeout: Apt alliteration always alleviates anxiety.
(16:56:47) Tails: Also aggravates anxiety alternately albeit afrequently
(16:57:24) Tails: It's hard to alliterate
(16:57:41) Tails: very few prepositions and articles and things begin with A
(16:59:24) psikeout: After alliterating all afternoon, an alliterative avenue appears and afterward activates.
(17:00:03) Kazz: This can stop.
(17:00:33) psikeout: Assuming alternatives arise.
(17:00:38) Tails: Actually, all alliteration are allowed
(17:00:46) Kazz: Aaaaaaaaaargh
(17:00:47) Tails: *alliterations
(17:01:17) Tails: alas, auxiliary alphabetical associates
(17:02:01) psikeout: All are awed at alliterative awesomeness.
(17:02:14) Kazz: Or annoyed?
(17:02:31) Kazz: Or, alternatively, apathetic!
(17:02:35) Kazz: D:>
(17:02:37) Tails: Any assumptions at an adjournment?
(17:03:32) psikeout: Astonishing alliteration affects anyone after allowing an amazing amount.
(17:04:14) Tails: Any attempts, alternatively, at an actual abatement?
(17:04:58) Kazz: At a certain amount, alliteration must be arranged to abate, else all approach amazing levels of aggravation.
(17:05:08) psikeout: Aye, all alliterative allies accede.
(17:05:26) Tails: Appalling assumption.
(17:05:39) Kazz: Argh.
(17:05:55) psikeout: Abstract, aloof afterthoughts, amigo.
(17:06:02) Tails: A alliterator approaching an apex abrogates such folly.
(17:07:00) Kazz: Arrest this alliterative announcing.
(17:07:14) Kazz: I am annoyed!
(17:08:00) Tails: an acquiescence approaches
(17:08:21) psikeout: An alliterative aberration.
(17:08:31) Tails: alliterative alternatives are at absence
(17:08:41) psikeout: Agreed.
(17:08:50) Kazz: Alright.
(17:09:01) Tails: *awesomeface*

Brainwrack (9:14:42 PM): I bet Tank smells good.

(21:44:25) Tails: that'd be kinda funny
(21:44:30) Tails: mako knows SOMEONE's called rock
(21:44:38) Tails: and he always looks and sheff and thinks, 'hey, that guy's rock'
(21:44:42) Tails: so he figures he's rock
(21:44:47) Tails: and the white freaky monkey is...
(21:44:48) Tails: a monkey.
(21:44:49) Tails: so...
(21:44:51) Tails: monkey!
(21:45:10) psikeout: Is this train of thought going anywhere

Benjamin Kriteman (7:28:06 PM):
Viewtiful Rekk (7:28:37 PM): lol
Benjamin Kriteman (7:30:30 PM): That was such a stupid #&*$ing ad campaign, wasn't it?
Viewtiful Rekk (7:30:42 PM): It really was.
Benjamin Kriteman (7:30:47 PM): "We will make them stop insulting us by insulting them back"
Benjamin Kriteman (7:30:51 PM): "Ha ha it's foolproof"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:31:59 PM): I wonder if you made a commercial in reverse.
Viewtiful Rekk (7:32:08 PM): With some gay people going "That's so [x]"
Viewtiful Rekk (7:32:18 PM): And then somebody else went "What if I went 'that's so gay'"
Benjamin Kriteman (7:32:19 PM): Yeah.
Benjamin Kriteman (7:32:32 PM): Like, was any progress made?
Benjamin Kriteman (7:32:36 PM): Did we really get anywhere?
Viewtiful Rekk (7:32:41 PM): And it was called ThinkB4YouMakeAnAdCampaign.com
Benjamin Kriteman (7:33:06 PM): That ad campaign was
Benjamin Kriteman (7:33:08 PM): gay
Viewtiful Rekk (7:33:16 PM): HEY
Benjamin Kriteman (7:33:20 PM): oh sorry
Viewtiful Rekk (7:33:29 PM): WHAT IF I SAID "THAT'S SO 'GUY WITH MORE REACTION IMAGES THAN BRAIN CELLS'"
Benjamin Kriteman (7:33:40 PM): WELL WHAT IF I SAID F**K YOU
Benjamin Kriteman (7:33:41 PM): *Punch*
Viewtiful Rekk (7:33:49 PM): *Bleeds.*

ITT: Greens shows off the massive girth of his image reaction folder

skisnaked (10:26:33 PM): F**K YOU MAN
REPETITIVE
GO TO SLEEP DAMMIT
Benjamin Kriteman (10:27:15 PM): http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6033/whateverpng.png
skisnaked (10:27:48 PM): You wound me sir.
Benjamin Kriteman (10:28:05 PM): http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/4189/whateva.jpg
skisnaked (10:28:18 PM): ... go to sleep you idiot.
skisnaked (10:28:37 PM): Before you ruin more things so I can never take them seriousy again
Benjamin Kriteman (10:28:41 PM): http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5915/whateverman.jpg
skisnaked (10:28:49 PM): ...
skisnaked (10:28:57 PM): I give up.
Benjamin Kriteman (10:29:20 PM): http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4451/whateverlol.gif
skisnaked (10:30:06 PM): HOW MANY WHATEVER IMAGES DO YOU HAVE

Benjamin Kriteman (11:44:57 PM): http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7905/dogdoor.jpg
Benjamin Kriteman (11:45:07 PM): That's me leaving
skisnaked (11:45:14 PM): I can never see that door
skisnaked (11:45:26 PM): without thinking of the dozens of Uboa picures that uboachan put in there.
Benjamin Kriteman (11:45:41 PM): What about this
skisnaked (11:46:04 PM): what is that
skisnaked (11:46:10 PM): WHY is that
Benjamin Kriteman (11:46:14 PM): Eh, that didn't really have to do with anything.
Benjamin Kriteman (11:46:17 PM): I just wanted to show it to you.
skisnaked (11:46:21 PM): WHY
Benjamin Kriteman (11:46:22 PM): Goodnight, Kazz!
skisnaked (11:46:26 PM): WHY
Benjamin Kriteman (11:46:27 PM): Sweet dreams.
skisnaked (11:46:42 PM): DOLPHINS WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: Good evening, Master Bruce.
You: You're back quite early.
Stranger:
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: thank you Alfred
Stranger: I almost had him...
You: Who was it this time, sir?
Stranger: *sigh* the riddler
You: And to think, I'd almost prepared a crossword puzzle for you to do with your breakfast this morning.
Stranger: You know him, always up to tricks..
Stranger: wait
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: Alfred let me see the crossword puzzle
You: Here you are, sir.
Stranger: Thanks *looks at it*
Stranger: A three letter word for a land driven vessel...
Stranger: Car
You: Any revelations, sir?
Stranger: A four letter word for a device that explodes....A bomb
Stranger: I think the Riddler planted a car bomb somewhere in Gotham
Stranger: but i can't tell where...
You: Perhaps you'd best check the Batmobile, before you start it up, sir.
Stranger: I was just in the.....wait a second *I go back to the batmobile and start inspecting it*
You: *Butler-type overseeing*
Stranger: Looks like someone scratched the Batmobile..*points to a long green scratch going from the drivers seat back to the booster on the back
You: This is hardly the Riddler's best work.
You: He must lack a butler.
Stranger: *nods* indeed
Stranger: I do have a bat-bomb detector right?
You: Yes, sir.
You: It's next to the machine that tells you if someone is a robot, an alien, or clayface.
You: If you can't find it, I can fetch your bat bat-bomb detector detector.
Stranger: ah yes, thank you Alfred *starts scanning the back of the car*
Stranger: Who ever said you didn't have a sense of humor *smirks*
You: Quite.


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You: I am the terror that flaps in the night!
Stranger: ain't talking to a fucing duck
Stranger: not again
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You:hey
You:what's up?
You: a/s/l?
You: 20/M/Central City for me
You: you there?
Stranger: hey
You: there you are
Stranger: 21/m/LA
You: Oh that's cool
You: I went there for lunch once
You: you ever been to Central City?
You: ...well?
You: hello?
You: you there?
Stranger: no
You: oh, okay
You: what do you like to do?
You: dude?
You: okay, you really gotta type faster
You: I don't have time to just wait around for you
Stranger: I'm trying
You: Ok whatever, I'm gonna go find someone less slow
You: Later
Stranger: how the hell are you typing so fast!?
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You: PARKER!
Stranger: GODDAMNIT NO
Stranger: IM SICK OF THISBULLSHIT
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(23:50:44) Mie: Now we get to see how much of a man Ace is.
(23:52:45) Greens: Also whaddya mean by that?
(23:53:05) Greens: What kind of man he is.
(23:53:16) Greens: Er how much-- how much of a man.
(23:53:40) Mie: It's very telling about a man's character to see how he handles being molested by a ghost.
(23:54:07) Greens: Well he's not gonna go Oh a little lower if that's what you mean.
(23:54:18) Mie: No.
(23:54:51) Mie: But he comes out, and like, bein' all tough, and "Where's mah woman, I gonna go save her, and kick all the ghost ass, and RAWR I NEED A RED BULL!"
(23:55:18) Mie: And now the Boo's all like, "Hello, Precious~!"
(23:55:37) Greens: *'Allo, poppet
(23:55:47) Mie: Yeah, there we go.
(23:55:56) Mie: Just add, "::Pet, pet.::"
(23:56:21) Mie: And if he screams bloody murder, and cowers in the rec room with Caz...
(23:56:21) Greens: No Ace will
(23:56:31) Greens: Ace will backhand the ghost and smoke a cigar
(23:56:38) Greens: And then put the cigar out on the ghost
(23:57:02) Greens: And then make him call the other ghosts off and then give him a swatting on his fanny
(23:57:10) Greens: And tell him never to do it again

Later...

(00:15:54) Greens: So, yeah. We got Sonic world Pyramid Head in here.
(00:16:05) Greens: This is great.
(00:16:08) Greens: This is jus' great.
(00:17:27) Mie: (23:50:44) Mie: Now we get to see how much of a man Ace is.
(00:17:53) Mie: He really gonna put out a cigar on Sonic World Pyramid Head?
(00:18:06) Greens:

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Stranger: is this a hot chick?
You: No, this is Patrick.

(19:44:09) psikeout: That said, this is a Sonic RP, so I do intend to have him around, and he'll be in one of the next threads, too.
(19:44:24) psikeout: Otherwise it's kind of a misnomer, I think. But yeah, I will be keeping it ... novel.
(19:44:29) psikeout: At least for a while.
(19:44:34) Kazz: And as a nice "Yes, we are roleplaying Sonic" reminder. (I kid.)
(19:44:45) psikeout: Heheh, exactly.
(19:44:55) psikeout: Actually, let's just rename the RP Mako the Shark RP.
(19:44:59) *Idling4SheffsHats: I see it more along the liens of
(19:45:02) psikeout: Put him in a big ring.
(19:45:03) Sheff: Ha ha.
(19:45:05) psikeout: Flashing a thumbs-up.
(19:45:14) *Idling4SheffsHats: "In the news: Sonic does... " Meanwhile.. in the'real world'"
(19:45:31) *Idling4SheffsHats: Or some such
(19:45:38) psikeout: Murdoch is short. He can be his Tails.
(19:45:41) psikeout: His grumpy, cussing Tails.
(19:45:50) Kazz: ... this is a terrible idea
(19:46:09) Kazz: So terrible I cannot even begin to describe it
(19:46:14) MuffinUnsane: Who would replace Amy?
(19:46:20) psikeout: Jack.
(19:46:26) Sheff: Tank can be Eggman. Probably a pathetic villain though.
(19:46:26) *Idling4SheffsHats: I Call Dr.Baconus being his enemy
(19:46:27) psikeout: Jack would totally have the hots for Mako.
(19:46:30) Kazz: An idea for a drawing, though.
(19:46:30) MuffinUnsane: Wonderful~
(19:46:44) psikeout: Nah, more like Targette.
(19:46:45) Sheff: And Knuckles?
(19:46:46) psikeout: It'd be Targette.
(19:46:54) Kazz: Aaaand pepsi out the nose, Matt
(19:47:03) psikeout: And Knuckles would be... Jam.
(19:47:17) Mie: HEY
(19:47:21) Mie: ...Yeah, prolly.
(19:47:24) Greens: Hooowww flattering
(19:47:24) Maren: XD
(19:47:31) Sheff: Alright, Shadow.
(19:47:39) MuffinUnsane: Rock
(19:47:43) psikeout: Sheffer.
(19:47:53) Mie: Sheffer.
(19:47:55) Sheff: I knew you'd say that.
(19:47:56) Mie: Totally.
(19:47:57) psikeout: He has a hoverboard instead of skates.
(19:47:58) Kazz: "Shiny!"
(19:48:02) psikeout: And he's 2cool4u.
(19:48:09) Kazz: Shiny Sheffer should be Shadow.
(19:48:12) Mie: He's even a grumpy-puss.
(19:48:21) Kazz: teehee alliteration
(19:48:23) psikeout: But not quite like Shadow. But enough to pass for today.
(19:48:28) Mie: This is a horrible idea.
(19:48:29) Maren: what about Rouge?
(19:48:29) Sheff: I don't really think he's had a chance not to be, Mie.
(19:48:33) psikeout: For today's HORRIBLE ASSIGNMENT.
(19:48:38) psikeout: Rouge? Rouge would be...
(19:48:40) psikeout: Coop.
(19:48:45) Greens: Seriously?
(19:48:47) Mie: ...
(19:48:48) Maren: ...ew
(19:48:48) psikeout: Crossdressing Coop.
(19:48:57) Kazz: ...
(19:48:57) Sheff: ...snrk.
(19:49:03) MuffinUnsane: In latex.
(19:49:13) Mie: At least pick a ch--
(19:49:16) Kazz: You guys do know this is going on the quotebag.
(19:49:25) Mie: I move for a change of venue.
(19:49:36) psikeout: Oh, but Coop would still be completely as he is now.
(19:49:39) Maren: Matt, you just made my abrassion even worse. Thank you very much for that iamgery
(19:49:40) psikeout: A straight arrow and all.
(19:49:44) psikeout: Just, y'know, in pleather.
(19:49:48) psikeout: For no particular reason.
(19:50:08) Greens: Ah, yes.
(19:50:11) MuffinUnsane: Its fireproof
(19:50:13) Greens: Pleather.
(19:50:19) psikeout: And if anyone asked why
(19:50:23) psikeout: "feels good, man"

(21:49:38) Sheff:
(21:49:59) Sheff: Goin' to get ya, Kazz.
(21:50:17) Kazz: Don't start with me boy
(21:50:30) Tails: on the floor of the cave, grass is growing
(21:50:37) Sheff:
(21:50:46) Tails: in the middle of this carved stone glade, there is a wooden hut which is in fact a doorway to a forest in another world
(21:50:50) Tails: in the new banjo-kazooie game
(21:50:55) Tails: there are FLYING wacky buildings.
(21:51:00) Kazz: DON'T START WITH ME
(21:52:05) Sheff:
(21:52:37) Kazz: o hi chaos
(21:52:59) MuffinUnsane: chaos go nom
(21:54:01) Seafarinhare: It never occurred to me how his mouth is oddly shaped.
(21:54:03) Seafarinhare: Huh.
(21:54:04) Sheff: FINE
(21:54:08) Sheff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
(21:54:24) Kazz: Hey
(21:54:28) Kazz: Sheff
(21:54:34) Kazz: Knock knock!
(21:54:36) Sheff: Yeah.
(21:54:45) Sheff: WHO'S THERE
(21:54:47) Kazz: %$*# you
(21:55:01) Seafarinhare: Hahaha. That's hilarious.
(21:55:20) Sheff: