(00:03:16) Mie: Huh. The previous owner of my catering book was "W. Turner."
(00:03:24) Tails: ...
(00:03:25) Tails: heheh
(00:03:35) Mie: Hope it's not cursed.
(00:03:37) *Matt: Oooold Bootstrap Bill.
(00:04:02) Tails: chapter one 'barnacle braises'
(00:04:03) *Matt: o hay a medallion
(00:04:20) Greens: You best start believin' in cooking shows, Mie
(00:04:21) Tails: chapter two 'sea roux stew'
(00:04:22) Greens: YOU'RE IN ONE

(19:06:13) MuffinUnsane: I know nothing about Mega Man other than he's blue and possibly a robot.
(19:06:40) Greens: I liked Legends, though.
(19:06:42) Greens: That was fun.
(19:06:52) Greens: And X... uh, 5. X5.
(19:07:06) *White_Base: 5 was OKAY. 4 was better.
(19:07:13) Greens: Oh, and X8.
(19:09:41) Omochao: Sheff logs into the Chat.
(19:10:00) Greens: Hello, XSheff.
(19:10:21) Omochao: Sheff is now known as *XSheff.
(19:10:42) *XSheff: Whoo.
(19:10:47) *XSheff: Do I get an arm cannon?
(19:10:53) Omochao: Greens is now known as *XGreens.
(19:11:00) *XGreens: If you can take it.
(19:11:16) *XGreens: Wow, adding X to the start of your name does make you seem cooler!
(19:11:24) *XSheff: I know!
(19:11:40) Omochao: MuffinUnsane is now known as *XMuffin.
(19:11:55) *XGreens: ...Mmmmost of the time

Benjamin Kriteman (1:17:59 AM): I just had a brilliant idea
Benjamin Kriteman (1:18:04 AM): There should be a movie
Benjamin Kriteman (1:18:12 AM): And it should be called 'The Sluttening'
Viewtiful Rekk (1:23:14 AM): ...
Viewtiful Rekk (1:23:15 AM): What?
Benjamin Kriteman (1:23:44 AM): I was just thinking to myself
Benjamin Kriteman (1:23:49 AM): Saying the word "slut"
Benjamin Kriteman (1:23:52 AM): Repeatedly
Benjamin Kriteman (1:24:22 AM): And I thought it would make an outstanding movie title
Viewtiful Rekk (1:25:23 AM): ...
Viewtiful Rekk (1:25:29 AM): Greens, get the hell out of here.

Rachel an I wanted to draw something to satiate our romantic whimsies, so we got on iscribble.

miedoodle: So what we draw?
Rach-face: I dont know. What would you like to draw?
miedoodle: Uuuuhhh.
miedoodle: I dunno. I'm running dry on concepts...
miedoodle: This board is so small, too.



Rach-face: is that a beak?
miedoodle: Yup.
Rach-face: lol
miedoodle: "Aw, Sheriff, you ain't 'all alone!' I'll show you th' mos' romantical night y'ever did see!"
Rach-face: XD haha.
miedoodle: Heeheee. Okay, so not really romantic.

Jack looks like she's about to hang up her dating belt right then and there.

(19:41:24) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(19:41:34) Greens: Yo wassap
(19:41:34) psikeout: NINJA RAP
(19:41:45) Greens: D:
(19:41:46) Omochao: Greens logs out of the Chat.
(19:58:53) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(19:59:15) Greens:
(19:59:37) psikeout:
(19:59:44) Omochao: Greens logs out of the Chat.

You: PARKER, GET IN MY OFFICE
Stranger: asl
You: 45 MALE, MY OFFICE, PISSED OFF
Stranger: take it easy batman
You: BATMAN?
You: WHO THE HELL IS BATMAN, PARKER?
You: I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHENANIGANS
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
Stranger: got to spiderman.batman.com
Stranger: do you like x man
You: I DON'T PAY YOU TO GIVE ME LINKS TO THE INTERNET, PARKER
You: I NEED FRESH MATERIAL
You: A SCOOP
You: INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE OF THAT MISCREANT
You: WEBSITES DON'T SELL PAPERS, PARKER
Stranger: im only 12 can you tell me how to masterbate
You: DAMNIT PARKER

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Stranger: 17 f us. If you're a creep, Im not interested. I'm not horny so if thats all you want, disconnect now and save us both some time.
You: YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME HORNY?
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
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Stranger: Out of these 3 movies which do you like best: House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects or A Clockwork Orange?
You: GOD DAMNIT, PARKER.
You: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Stranger: PARKER'S DEAD
You: GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN, OR DON'T TURN UP AT ALL.
You: ... WHAT?
You: MAURICE?! GET PARKER ON THE PHONE
You: THIS CHUMP CLAIMS HE'S DEAD.
Stranger: Yeah, I ran over him =D
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT? MONEY?
You: I CAN GIVE YOU HIS JOB.
Stranger: SURE
You: GIVE ME PICTURES.
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.
Stranger: Go to Google and there will be pictures
You: GOD *DAMNIT* NEWPARKER.
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You: PARKER, GET IN MY OFFICE
Stranger: I'm Kumiko
You: I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE I'M CALLING YOU PARKER
You: NOW WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
You: I NEED THEM FOR TOMORROW'S PAPER
Stranger: I set on fire
Stranger: with Parker
You: DAMNIT PARKER
Stranger: and killed parker to
You: I BET SPIDER-MAN PUT YOU UP TO THIS EH
You: KILLED PARKER? HUH. SONOFABITCH HAD IT COMING.
Stranger: there is no spiter-man anymore
You: WHAT
You: FANTASTIC
You: YOU'RE GETTING A RAISE, ASIAN-PARKER
Stranger: yes! I need it
You: WELL GO GET ME SOME PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF
You: ...
You: Just
Stranger: lol
You: Just get me some old pictures of spider-man...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: make them look new?
You: Yes, please...
You: Now... just get out of my office, asianparker...
You: I need a minute...

Benjamin Kriteman (9:53:30 AM): GUESS WHO HAD THEIR
Benjamin Kriteman (9:53:39 AM): ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC first Lucid Dream
Brainwrack (9:53:46 AM): Oh no.
Benjamin Kriteman (9:53:54 AM): You're gonna like how it started, really
Brainwrack (9:53:57 AM): "This time I made sure I was Amy"
Benjamin Kriteman (9:54:00 AM): NO
Brainwrack (9:54:11 AM): "Did you know that Tails not only has two tails"
Benjamin Kriteman (9:54:16 AM): NO

(22:07:54) Mie: I had some garam masala, some coriander, cumin, and tumeric.
(22:08:09) Mie: Little Hungarian paprika.
(22:08:10) Greens: Gotta reboot one sec, my computer's really chugging along
(22:08:17) Mie: I thought it was fantastic.
(22:08:44) Mie: I want to learn more about Indian cuisine.
(22:09:05) *Matt: I just like chicken satay.
(22:09:15) Mie: That's Thai.
(22:09:18) Tails: heheh
(22:09:22) *Matt: Nevermind, then.
(22:09:33) *Matt: I guess couscous is a'ight.
(22:09:37) Mie: You might like some Indian food, sweetie.
(22:09:43) Mie: I've never made any for you before.
(22:09:47) Tails: couscous is not indian
(22:09:50) Tails: it's middle-eastern
(22:09:54) *Matt: Nevermind, then.
(22:10:06) Kazz: Heeeheheh.
(22:10:11) *Matt: I like brown rice. That ambiguous enough?
(22:10:25) Mie: Say Jasmine, and you're golden.
(22:10:43) *Matt: Well, my rice bag has a little indian cartoon man on it.
(22:10:50) *Matt: With a turban and jewel and feather and everything.

(19:59:10) Greens:
(19:59:22) Greens:
(19:59:30) Greens:
(19:59:39) Greens:
(20:00:09) Mie: Bravo.
(20:00:32) Greens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9NsrKzSq8#t=5m04s

Soul Hander (10:10:37 PM): That reminds me, I really need to finish that 100 question deal.
Brainwrack (10:10:40 PM): Yeah!
Soul Hander (10:10:51 PM): What, were you waiting for me to do it?
Brainwrack (10:13:33 PM): What is that word for "no" that isn't discouraging?
Soul Hander (10:13:43 PM): "Not really"?
Brainwrack (10:13:48 PM): Ehhh...
Soul Hander (10:13:54 PM): Eh, context?
Brainwrack (10:14:08 PM):
Soul Hander (10:15:27 PM):

(15:06:32) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(15:08:50) Omochao: Rusty logs into the Chat.
(15:09:17) Greens: ...Wait, what
(15:09:32) Rusty: I just thought I'd drop by to see if you'd like to help me
(15:09:37) Rusty: PULL ZE MOOOOON OUT OF ITS OHRRRBIT

Trying something new.



Stranger: hi im male before you ask:D
You: WELCOME TRUE BELIEVERS AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE.
You: SPIDER-MAN CO-CREATOR STAN LEE HERE.
Stranger: whats that from ?
You: ONCE AGAIN, WE FIND OUR HERO ON THE PROWL FOR SOME QUICK CYBER SEX.
Stranger: m / f?
Stranger: i dont get it
You: WATCH AS OUR YOUNG HERO STRUGGLES TO FULFILL HIS CARNAL DESIRES!
You: WILL HE ULTIMATELY BE ABLE TO BUST A NUT BY LOOKING AT SCROLLING TEXT?
Stranger: whaat
Stranger: you have a problem man ?
You: OR WILL HIS THRILLS AND CHILLS THAT AWAIT CHANGE HIS SUNNY DISPOSITION FOREVER?
You: BECAUSE AS WE SPEAK, HIS MOTHER IS AWAKE AND FOLDING CLOTHES IN THE GAME ROOM.
Stranger: is this #&*$ing code
Stranger: wtff
You: WILL OUR HERO TRIUMPHANTLY FINISH HIS GAME OF POCKET POOL?
You: OR WILL HIS DARLING MOTHER INTRUDE AND GIVE HIM THE FRIGHT OF HIS LIFE?
Stranger: %$*# what are you meaning?
Stranger: #&*$ing idiot
You: STAY TUNED AND SEE, SPIDER-FANS!
Stranger: why is spider ?
You have disconnected.

(23:42:01) *Matt: Let us now stream of consciousness the clouds upon which conversation flow down to rivers wild.
(23:42:06) Tails: YES
(23:42:11) Greens: NO
(23:42:18) Tails: JOINOUS INAR BANAL FRIVOLITY
(23:42:27) Greens: BATMAN FINAL COCK
(23:42:33) Greens: THIS WAS A BAD IDEA