Brainwrack (2:34:48 AM): In seeking a solution, I gave Jeff authorization to demand exotic dances from you.
Brainwrack (2:34:54 AM): I'm not sure how this correlates.
Brainwrack (2:35:01 AM): But it was requested so I granted it and now I'm going to bed.
Soul Hander (2:35:09 AM): Matt you don't know what you've done

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Viewtiful Rekk (2:36:37 AM): This will expedite the process greatly, Matt, thank you.






(You have no idea the inner workings of this RP group and the things that must be done to see story progression. If you feel alone and confused as a new outsider to the group, pray you remain that way.)

(14:37:06) Greens: I'm going to hunt for food.

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(14:42:43) Greens: I have no food.
(14:43:04) Sheff: The bears took it.
(14:44:32) Greens: This is unbearable
(14:44:57) Greens: Bear in mind that that food was made for people
(14:45:26) Greens: Absolutely unbearlievable
(14:45:28) Sheff: I could bearly consider the fact that the food was only for people.
(14:45:31) Kazz: Stop that.
(14:45:41) Sheff: Stop that bear.
(14:46:27) Greens: And you know there will only be a brief paws before there are more
(14:46:48) Greens: Well I've had just about all I could bear
(14:47:06) Greens: I'm going to kill them with my bear hands
(14:47:07) Sheff: It seems the claws of this is that open door.
(14:48:06) Greens: The police are gonna have some grizzly murders on their hands
(14:48:34) Greens: I'm gonna put those thieves into a kuma
(14:49:20) Greens: It'll be a panda-emic
(14:49:25) Kazz: NO.
(14:50:46) Greens: Watch yourself Kazz
(14:50:55) Greens: Before I give you a teddie-twister
(14:51:02) Greens:

(21:37:15) Sheff: Anyway, the board.
(21:38:35) Sheff: Now I want everything lighter!
(21:40:32) Sheff: Alright, for the board, turn the outside blue portion back to the green, keep the circle blue, turn the bottom inside portion of the board blue, and keep the fins and upper inside part black.
(21:40:43) Sheff: See if that works.
(21:41:28) Greens: Calibrate the turbo density 6.77 gigawatts
(21:41:33) Greens: negative
(21:41:37) psikeout: ARE YOU INSANE?
(21:41:43) psikeout: YOU'LL KILL US ALL.
(21:41:49) Greens: YOU'VE JUST GOTTA TRUST ME
(21:42:05) psikeout: DAMNIT I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS, GREENS
(21:42:39) Greens: WAIT NO I MEANT 7.77
(21:42:43) Greens:
(21:42:47) psikeout: OH NOOO

Soul Hander (11:53:48 PM): Hey how did you like my bear puns
Brainwrack (11:54:02 PM): Bear puns?
Soul Hander (11:54:29 PM): viewtopic.php?p=1249#p1249
Soul Hander (12:00:42 AM): EH
Soul Hander (12:00:59 AM): For the bear puns
Soul Hander (12:01:08 AM):
Brainwrack (12:01:21 AM): Oh, I...
Soul Hander (12:01:36 AM): They were great, huh
Soul Hander (12:01:42 AM):
Brainwrack (12:02:35 AM): You know what
Brainwrack (12:02:48 AM): I have an image that shows how I feel about them
Brainwrack (12:04:01 AM): I love it, Greens.
Soul Hander (12:04:31 AM): the ffffffuck
Soul Hander (12:04:58 AM): ...That's not
Soul Hander (12:05:01 AM): That's not really
Soul Hander (12:05:03 AM): how you...
Brainwrack (12:05:12 AM): I love them so much
Soul Hander (12:05:12 AM): I mean that
Soul Hander (12:05:19 AM): L-looks really unhealthy
Soul Hander (12:06:00 AM): Jesus

Brainwrack (1:25:35 PM): I look at my buddylist and see your SN and the message "ONE MAN C..."
First thing that jumps to my mind: "ONE MAN CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE"
Brainwrack (1:25:43 PM): Mouseover, and I find "ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE"
Brainwrack (1:25:48 PM): And I suddenly feel less inspired.

Benjamin Kriteman (2:51:21 PM): ARE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP RUNNING AWAY!?
The WillyBoo (2:51:38 PM): JUST KEEP RUNNING AWAY?
The WillyBoo (2:51:42 PM): ...
The WillyBoo (2:51:44 PM): ...
The WillyBoo (2:51:45 PM): ...
The WillyBoo (2:51:50 PM): I'm not running.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP-ugoF- ... re=related

For better or for worse, no one communicates like Greens does.
(In response to: http://themie.deviantart.com/art/SonicS ... -173237985)

Greens: [Offline IM sent 2h and 30m ago] I like the Jam approach to the goal point, though
Greens: [Offline IM sent 2h and 30m ago] *crashes through the window*
Greens: [Offline IM sent 2h and 30m ago] "F*** the rules, and %$*# you too, ho ho!"

Today was a good day.

(21:55:08) Rachel: I live just fine without greens.

(11:23:17) Sheff: "Sheffer entered the room."
(11:23:19) Sheff: There, post done.
(11:24:05) psikeout: "hai gaiz"
(11:24:12) psikeout: "i herd u liek xplozhuns"
(11:24:14) psikeout: "kips"
(11:25:03) Sheff: "lookz, i cun makez rockz naow"
(11:25:17) psikeout: "wtfnowai"
(11:25:22) psikeout: "come fite eggsman?"
(11:25:33) Sheff: "EGGGGGSSMAAAAAN"

John Fraser: buhmatt
Brainwrack: ?
John Fraser: I am going to bed in and around some near point in the not too distant future
John Fraser: ergo, and not to put too fine a point on it consequently
John Fraser: I require some vaguely helpful assistance in a unhelpfully specific circumstance
John Fraser: because I am too blathered to pieces to procure any answer which I feel I can arrive on satisfactorily
Brainwrack: what do you want

(18:13:54) Greens: I wouldn't mind first person (role playing) if it was so clearly and obviously tongue in cheek as I am now.
(18:14:02) psikeout: Ditto.
(18:14:06) psikeout: We could do some funny-ass first person.
(18:14:13) Greens: We totally could.
(18:14:22) MuffinUnsane: Agree
(18:14:25) Mie: You guys'd do it all about BEARS.
(18:14:30) psikeout: Imagine a game with Will as the DM, too.
(18:14:32) Willy: YES
(18:14:43) Greens: I BEAR my BEAR BEAR with extract of BEAR
(18:14:47) Mie: Will! Will would make you dance your posts!
(18:14:51) Greens: Thus increasing my BEAR powers BEAR PERCENT
(18:15:16) Willy: WELCOME TO SNICKETS, A LAND OF GREAT REVILRY AND DRINKING!
(18:15:28) Greens: I ready my fireball!
(18:15:40) VJeff: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
(18:15:42) psikeout: I fill my codpiece with ale.
(18:15:46) Mie: Nooooooo
(18:15:54) Greens: This is so great
(18:15:58) Willy: IT IS A PEACEFUL LAND, BUT ONE THAT REQUIRES GREAT--This is already amazing.

(Concerning the banner at the top of this page)

Benjamin Kriteman (11:06:26 PM): HEY MATT DIDJA PUT UP THE ACE ART YET
Brainwrack (11:06:46 PM): No
Benjamin Kriteman (11:07:19 PM): HOW ABOUT NOW
Brainwrack (11:07:41 PM): No
Benjamin Kriteman (11:14:24 PM): HOW ABOUT NOW
Brainwrack (11:20:23 PM): Actually, yes
Benjamin Kriteman (11:24:21 PM): Wait, really?
Brainwrack (11:24:27 PM): No
Benjamin Kriteman (11:24:30 PM): I KNEW IT

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(11:47:30) psikeout: Hurrrble. It's getting hotter as the day goes on.
(11:47:40) psikeout: But I will not be defeated.
(11:48:43) Greens: Stay moisturized
(11:49:20) psikeout: The term you're looking for is hydrated.
(11:49:31) Greens: Well that too I guess
(11:49:34) psikeout: I'd say I'm plenty moist, being that I've been sweating most of the day.
(11:49:46) Greens: But moisturization is often underlooked
(11:49:54) psikeout: Overlooked.
(11:49:59) Greens: Whatever

(20:41:43) Greens: Wow, this is just an awesome name for a (Left 4 Dead) map
(20:41:51) Greens: How many of you would be scared of Dark Wood?
(20:41:52) Tails: ?
(20:41:56) Greens: I know I would
(20:42:01) Tails: It depends on how dark
(20:42:09) MuffinUnsane: And what kind of dark
(20:42:11) Greens: The darkest
(20:42:28) Tails: yeah, is it deep dark or grimdark
(20:42:49) Greens: ...IT'S A EUPHEMISM
(20:42:51) Greens: GOD
(20:43:04) *Matt: Dark Wood?
(20:43:09) *Matt: I don't know if I can take Dark Wood.
(20:43:13) *Matt: It might be kind of a long campaign.
(20:43:24) Greens: Sounds really hard, too.
(20:43:25) Tails: ...maaattttt
(20:43:48) *Matt: It might be right up your alley, Greens.
(20:43:50) *Matt: Right up it.
(20:44:00) Greens: Well, normally I like a challenge, but that might be a bit much.
(20:44:17) *Matt: A bit of a stretch?
(20:44:37) Greens:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: PARKER GET IN MY OFFICE
Stranger: ha I'm Haylea.. not Parker
You: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE DALAI LAMA
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: ha I can do this
You: GOOD
You: YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES
Stranger: okay I will
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You: MY MUSTACHE NEEDS WARMING
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Stranger: http://static.open.salon.com/files/coffee1242220886.jpg
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You: YOU GET A RAISE
Stranger: i'm awesome. it only took one minute
You: NOW GET SOME PICTURES OF VENOM AND ME
You: J JONAH JAMESON
You: MAN OF THE PEOPLE


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER GET IN MY OFFICE
Stranger: ?
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
Stranger: ㅁㄱㄷ ㅛㅐㅕ ㅊㄱㅁ쿄?
Stranger: 나 한국인이야
Stranger: 너 도대체 무슨말을 하는거니?
You: GODDAMNIT PARKER SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME CHINESE
Stranger: 나는
Stranger: 저스틴비버좋아해
You: I KNEW JOINING THAT PHOTOGRAPHERS UNION WAS A BAD IDEA
Stranger: 그래
Stranger: 배드아이디어는
Stranger: 알아듣겠다
You: LISTEN PO-KANG, CAN YOU GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN?
Stranger: 근데
Stranger: 나두 이렇게 한국말쓸꺼야
Stranger: 너두 미쳤니??
You: ACTUAL PARKER, GET IN HERE
You: I NEED A TRANSLATOR
You: AND PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: im a horny male, wanna trade pics? (sorry if your a guy)
You: sure
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS

You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
Stranger: f b c b ㅁkyo ㅛ ㅐ ㅕ ㅊ?
Stranger: I'm Korean
Stranger: What the hell are you talking about?


Google translate does not do the best job of translating the rest of it.