(01:28:57) David: Geez, guys, sorry I'm so friggin' late
(01:29:07) David: Had company from 6 until just now.
(01:30:17) Mie: I'm afraid there's been much posting.
(01:30:43) David: It's cool, it's my fault for not being on
(01:31:29) Greens: No, David.
(01:31:33) Greens:
(01:31:46) Mie: ....
(01:31:46) Greens: It's no fault of yours. You couldn't control the fact that you had company over.
(01:31:48) Mie: Perfect.
(01:31:49) Greens: It's okay.
(01:31:51) Mie: So perfect.
(01:32:12) David: XD
(01:33:33) David: I'ma go read and post
(01:33:45) Greens: No you're supposed to say
(01:33:48) Greens: 'Greens...'
(01:33:52) Greens: And then
(01:33:54) Greens: something like
(01:34:02) Greens: 'You're teaching me to believe in myself.'
(01:34:41) David: I'm running on 3 hours of sleep. XD
(01:34:50) David: I can't be faux-deep.
(01:34:53) Greens:
(01:34:58) Greens: That's okay. I forgive you.
(01:35:04) David: Greens.
(01:35:11) David: You're teaching me to forgive.
(01:35:29) Greens:
(01:35:47) Greens: If my words have that effect, then I'll just keep talking, man!
(01:36:12) David: Greens.
(01:36:17) Greens: Wait.
(01:36:20) Greens: Wait, I'm not teaching you to forgive.
(01:36:22) David: You're teaching me to watch what I say.
(01:36:28) David: XD
(01:36:28) Greens: I was forgiving YOU!
(01:36:40) David: It's okay.
(01:36:45) David: I forgive you.
(01:36:52) David: I have learned that now.
(01:37:01) Greens:

(14:54:59) Rachel: The hammer, is my penis
(14:58:01) Tails: oh cool
(14:58:03) Tails: can I see?

(15:22:29) psikeout:
(15:22:55) Kazz: I really need to start saving the images you guys use.
(15:23:20) Greens:
(15:23:43) Kazz: But not that one.

(21:27:10) Tails: KAZZ YOU ARE DUMB AND YOUR FACE IS MADE OF TREES
(21:27:21) Kazz: Can they be ELM trees?
(21:27:29) Tails: no
(21:27:51) Tails: they are gnarly old oak trees
(21:27:54) Tails: rotting on the inside
(21:27:57) Tails: and full of bees
(21:28:05) Kazz: Cool
(21:28:28) Kazz: I will shake my tree-face at people and there will be BEES in their face
(21:28:37) Tails: no
(21:28:40) Tails: bees in your face
(21:28:45) Kazz: And acorns
(21:29:10) Tails: ...
(21:29:29) Tails: there are vines growing on your face also
(21:29:38) Kazz: COOL.
(21:30:00) Kazz: I'll be a superhero
(21:30:11) Kazz: Tree-face they will call me
(21:30:21) Kazz: With his almighty beard of bees and vines
(21:30:26) Tails: and the vines strangle the trees and the trees die and the bees can't find any flowers because there are no flowers on your face so the bees that don't die swarm and fly away and dry rot takes over the corpses of your rotting facetrees and then the vines die too because they have sucked all the life out of any growth whatsoever on your face and cannot support themselves.
(21:31:11) Kazz: And then I shall have a normal face
(21:31:15) Tails: an industrial plant is built on the site the trees used to be and it churns gallons of badly-treated mercury waste into the rest of your face before their stock crashes
(21:31:39) Tails: and the company disappears leaving the ruins of the factory and acres and acres of brownfield which no-one will touch for millions of years
(21:31:45) Tails: squatters take over the factories in your face
(21:31:50) Kazz: This.. is amazing
(21:31:57) Tails: they pee in the corners of the factories and there are old bean tins everywhere
(21:32:19) Tails: and rotting sleeping bags full of lice and fleas and other hideous things
(21:32:26) Tails: and one old shopping cart
(21:32:31) Tails: which is stained with what might be blood
(21:33:46) Tails: some of the hobos have gone insane from the mercury
(21:35:01) Tails: people in hasmat suits evict the hobos and there is a terrible accident with a crazy hobo which ends up with him being tasered to death
(21:35:10) Kazz: Are you finished s I can post this to the quote box?
(21:35:17) Tails: the factory is demolished and the entire area is surrounded with barbed wire
(21:35:20) Tails: yes
(21:35:32) Tails: this is why having a face made out of trees is a BAD THING

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, looking for big cock
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/m/WOODY DIES AT THE END OF TOY STORY 3
Stranger: omjesus!!!
Stranger: you piece of S**T F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





(Note: I don't know if he actually dies or not I just made it up)

(01:36:46) *David_is_inking: GREENS
(01:36:54) Greens: Rnuh?
(01:36:55) *David_is_inking: Help motivate me to ink!
(01:37:05) Greens: David... I'm counting on you.
(01:37:18) Greens: We've come too far to stop to stop now.
(01:37:19) *David_is_inking: *VIGOR FACE*
(01:37:32) Greens: If you can make that final push...!
(01:37:36) Greens: We can win this!
(01:37:40) Greens: RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
(01:37:06) Greens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wdjn7hw ... wGjrJxng3o
(01:37:57) Greens: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!
(01:38:08) Greens: ITS LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO KEEP INKING!
(01:38:42) Greens:
(01:38:48) *David_is_inking: SHINING TABLEEEET
(01:39:09) *David_is_inking: OR BURNING
(01:39:23) Greens: WHICHEVER YOU...
(01:39:28) Greens: PREFEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!
(01:39:42) *David_is_inking: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!!!!
(01:39:54) *David_is_inking PUNCHES EVERYTHING
(01:40:06) Greens:
(01:40:24) *David_is_inking: If I can just muscle past these bracelets, I'm golden
(01:40:27) Kazz: Notice how pointedly I am not commenting on this.
(01:40:52) Greens: FLARE UP YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!
(01:41:02) Greens: OVERCOME YOUR ACCURSED DESTINY!
(01:41:22) *David_is_inking: *FLAME EYES*
(01:41:33) Greens: And go ink.
(01:41:36) *David_is_inking Inks like the wind
(01:41:44) Greens: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(01:41:56) Greens: See, I'm a great motivational speaker.
(01:42:11) Greens: Because I can quote G Gundam.
(01:42:13) Kazz: ...
(01:42:19) Kazz: ...
(01:42:23) Kazz: ...
(01:42:36) Greens:
(01:42:57) Kazz: what

After three or four or five years of telling Jeff that he needs to stop using the default phpBB forums for his RP and get a theme and logo...

Viewtiful Rekk (10:48:56 PM): HEY
Viewtiful Rekk (10:48:57 PM): http://gxrp.spindash.net/forums/
Viewtiful Rekk (10:48:59 PM): SUCK IT
Brainwrack (10:51:58 PM): It looks like ASS
Viewtiful Rekk (10:52:10 PM): I hate you

(23:08:44) Mie: Geeze, I didn't realize I drew her boobs so big.
(23:08:51) Mie: She gives Rouge a run for her money.
(23:08:52) David: ...Heheheh
(23:09:00) Mie: Ace is a happy kitty.
(23:09:07) Rachel: lol!
(23:09:09) Greens:
(23:09:28) Tails: you know they are, but I really didn't notice under the sweaters and the what
(23:09:36) Mie: Well, I almost lost my soda out my nose.
(23:09:41) Tails: they were handled tastefully, I believe.
(23:09:53) Greens: >handled
(23:10:03) Kazz: ... no, Greens
(23:10:03) Rachel: lol.
(23:10:03) Mie: ::dies.::

(23:41:46) Tails: (yes I understand, greens; I'm being glib)
(23:41:56) Greens: weeuuueueuhhh
(23:42:01) psikeout: (Greens doesn't know what glib means)
(23:42:10) Greens: uuueuehhrhhhh
(23:42:14) Tails: (glib is anything that can be said with awesomeface)
(23:42:26) Mie: (That is very apt.)
(23:42:31) Greens: I will have to remember that word
(23:42:42) Greens:
(23:42:59) Greens: ...Wait, why did I post that
(23:43:01) Mie: ...
(23:43:02) *Ben: Took me a bit to see what that was.
(23:43:07) psikeout: I was
(23:43:08) psikeout: wondering

(21:52:11) Mie: Australians are the worst movie-makers in the history of anything ever, though.
(21:52:25) *Rach: Mie's right.
(21:52:40) Mie: And I'd not want to tell one that, either.
(21:53:02) Greens: MOTHERJAMMER ARE YOU DISSING MY HERITAGE
(21:53:30) *Matt: You're not Australian.
(21:54:04) Greens: I'M TALKING ABOUT MEXI wait what?
(21:54:08) Greens: You know I'm not Australian.
(21:54:11) Greens: Like at all.
(21:54:16) *Matt: Clearly.
(21:54:24) Greens: Where the hell did you get that?
(21:54:36) *Matt: I said you aren't.
(21:54:47) Greens: AH THE SAUCE IS STILL COLD
(21:54:50) Greens: afk
(21:54:55) Mie: ...
(21:55:02) Mie: Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver.

(23:25:08) *Woody: Okay, so, picture this
(23:25:27) *Woody: You're sitting in the TV room playing the vidya gaem
(23:25:44) *Woody: Your girlfriend is bouncing up and down on the couch and making lots of noise
(23:26:06) *Woody: Suddenly you are killed, because your girlfriend distracted you
(23:26:12) *Woody: You look to her
(23:26:17) *Woody: And suddenly
(23:26:19) *Woody: SHE IS A BEAR
(23:26:21) *Woody:
(23:26:35) *Woody: You gasp in horror but then realize that you can only ROAR
(23:26:40) *Woody: BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAR TOO
(23:26:45) David: ...
(23:26:58) David: This sounds like a Goosebumps book
(23:27:02) *Woody: AND THEN YOU DIE
(23:27:07) David: Yep.
(23:27:11) David: Goosebumps.

(15:55:03) Greens: Because wearing jeans without underwear would be uncomfortable?
(15:55:06) Mie: Don't worry, sweetie; our sleeping area has a door.
(15:55:28) Greens: ...What?!
(15:56:33) Greens: Besides. I prefer glazed donuts, anyway.
(15:57:08) Mie: This... has nothing to do with doughnuts, Greens.
(15:57:21) Greens: This has EVERYTHING TO DO WITH DONUTS
(15:57:23) psikeout: No, we're talking about hot dogs.
(15:57:52) Kazz: Notice how pointedly I hum innocently and go back to preparing a character app...
(15:58:10) Mie: But we can't notice you humming.
(15:58:16) Rachel: ::snickers::
(15:58:16) Omochao: 133497_(Guest) logs into the Chat.
(15:58:22) Mie: Unless you get on Vent with us sometime.
(15:58:23) Rachel: hotdogs
(15:58:34) Rachel: Thehotdog is your Penis, greens.
(15:58:41) Omochao: 133497_(Guest) logs out of the Chat.
(15:58:44) Mie: **hammer
(15:58:57) psikeout: ...
(15:59:03) Rachel: Ihope that wasn't a real guest.
(15:59:12) Rachel: I didn't see its entry until It was too late
(15:59:17) Mie: ...
(15:59:20) Kazz: ...
(15:59:20) Mie: ::dies.::
(15:59:20) Greens:
(15:59:32) Mie: And we wonder why we don't get new people.
(15:59:49) Rachel: Theres no guests on the forummmmsss
(15:59:56) Kazz: That was perfect.
(16:00:17) Mie: "In total there are 7 users online :: 6 registered, 0 hidden and 1 guest "
(16:00:27) Rachel: ...
(16:00:28) Rachel: Oh
(16:00:32) Kazz: brb dying of lol
(16:00:47) Rachel: WELL, why sugar coat it?
(16:00:56) psikeout:

(21:20:21) Omochao: Greens logs into the Chat.
(21:20:31) Sheff: Hey Greens.
(21:20:40) David: Don't make it bad.
(21:20:52) Greens:
(21:20:56) Willy: TAKE A SAAAD SOOONG
(21:21:03) Sheff: AND MAKE IT BETTERRRRRRRR
(21:21:14) David: REMEMBEEER
(21:21:25) Willy: TO LET HER INTO YOUR HEARRT
(21:21:37) Sheff: THEN YOU CAN START
(21:21:51) David: TO MAKE IT BETTER
(21:22:52) Sheff: ....that was strangely awesome.
(21:22:56) Greens:

Soul Hander (12:14:47 AM): It looks like that hedgehog...
Soul Hander (12:15:01 AM): ...Should lay off the Crystal Sheff.
Viewtiful Rekk (12:15:18 AM): Die.
Soul Hander (12:15:26 AM): YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH