Some highlights from the old quotebag:


Driving Mexijew Greens Insane Over Ethnicity
Brainwrack (2:42:49 PM): I need food
Soul Hander (2:42:56 PM): Consume
Brainwrack (2:42:56 PM): Get me some tacos or bagels or something.
Soul Hander (2:43:10 PM): YOU GET SOME TACOS WITH YOUR ASS
Brainwrack (2:43:18 PM): Oh, oh, you're a Mexijew, you could pioneer the Taco Bagel
Brainwrack (2:43:23 PM): You'd make millions.
Soul Hander (2:43:32 PM): And then store it all in a bank
Soul Hander (2:43:33 PM): HA
Soul Hander (2:43:34 PM): Ha
Soul Hander (2:43:36 PM): ha
Brainwrack (2:43:38 PM): OHHHHH.
Brainwrack (2:43:42 PM): OHOHOHHHH.
Brainwrack (2:43:44 PM): That's bad.


zombied0g (12:55:26 AM): hey so, can you translate something into spanish for me?
Soul Hander (12:55:45 AM): No, lol
Soul Hander (12:55:47 AM): But I can try
Soul Hander (12:55:48 AM): Give it to me
zombied0g (12:55:50 AM): matt said you could
Soul Hander (12:55:56 AM): Matt--
zombied0g (12:56:00 AM): I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER MATT SAID YOU COULD
zombied0g (12:56:04 AM): on account of you being mexican

***

Soul Hander (12:56:21 AM): MATT
Soul Hander (12:56:24 AM): WHAT THE F*** MAN
Soul Hander (12:56:43 AM): SH**





Holes and guns
peabnut bubber (10:59:04 PM): I also wanted to know if you were aware you picked a suit without a notched collar. Just wanted to make sure you actually wanted that.
Brainwrack (10:59:17 PM): Mie, we're men. We don't know half of what these things are.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:59:24 PM): ^that
Brainwrack (10:59:27 PM): It's a suit. We wear it when we aren't digging holes and shooting guns.
Soul Hander (10:59:27 PM): Uhuh.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:59:35 PM): Except, replace 'half' with uh. All.
peabnut bubber (10:59:38 PM): ... I shouldn't know more about your clothes than you do.
peabnut bubber (10:59:39 PM): Come on.
Brainwrack (10:59:45 PM): Holes and guns.
Viewtiful Rekk (10:59:49 PM): Holes and guns.
El Rustito (10:59:56 PM): Holes and guns.



Carl Sagan
B00 54UC3 (8:48:22 PM): Those are the words of Carl Sagan :<
Brainwrack (8:48:35 PM): Carl Sagan is a woman.
Brainwrack (8:48:56 PM): Going on about the STUFF of the COSMOS that we wish to RETURN TO because we're made of STAR STUFF.
B00 54UC3 (8:49:15 PM): ..........................
B00 54UC3 (8:49:18 PM): YOU'RE A WOMAN
Brainwrack (8:49:45 PM): Perhaps. Perhaps. But I do have a penis that can argue against that allegation.
Brainwrack (8:49:56 PM): It thrusts a strong objection to the claim.
B00 54UC3 (8:50:11 PM): LOL
B00 54UC3 (8:50:16 PM): WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME



Baroque Alliteration
Brainwrack (6:28:01 PM): I'm reading about the Baroque period.
Soul Hander (6:28:31 PM): Is that when girls wore dresses with their butts the size of a horse?
Brainwrack (6:28:59 PM): I don't believe so, but possibly. I'll see if it makes mention of any horsebutt women.
Brainwrack (6:29:15 PM): Don't get too randy about it, though.
Brainwrack (6:29:20 PM): (I know how you like fat bottoms.)
Soul Hander (6:29:27 PM): No, I always thought it was the weirdest thing in the world
Brainwrack (6:29:37 PM): (FATBOTTOM GIRRRRRRRRLS)
Soul Hander (6:29:45 PM): (YEAH GET OVER IT)
Brainwrack (6:29:52 PM): (Cushion for the pushin')
Soul Hander (6:29:56 PM): I mean there's accentuating your features, and then there's just... making a joke out of it
Brainwrack (6:30:14 PM): (Padding for the patting)
Brainwrack (6:30:49 PM): (More pleasing for the squeezing)
Soul Hander (6:30:54 PM): Are you done?
Soul Hander (6:31:59 PM): Anyway, it took a while to find the base for Ace's new personality, but I eventually settled on Mr. Nathan Drake of Uncharted.
Soul Hander (6:32:07 PM): That fellow you voted for over the Boss on gameFAQs.
Brainwrack (6:32:29 PM): (Booty for the bumping)
Soul Hander (6:32:37 PM): GODDAMNIT THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME



Bucketlist
peabnut bubber (5:57:28 PM): YOU NEED TO BE HERE BECAUSE I HAVE QUESTIONS
Soul Hander (5:57:35 PM): Oh what is it you
Soul Hander (5:58:27 PM): WHAT IS IT YOU
peabnut bubber (5:58:33 PM): Okay.
peabnut bubber (5:58:38 PM): It's about boobs.
Soul Hander (5:58:46 PM): Hold on a sec
Soul Hander (5:58:56 PM): *List of things to do before I die*
Soul Hander (5:59:06 PM): *girl asks me about breasts*
Soul Hander (5:59:09 PM): *cross off*

Brainwrack (5:59:55 PM): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO MY WIFE ABOUT?
Soul Hander (6:00:00 PM): P-PENISES
Brainwrack (6:00:05 PM): Oh, okay.

And two more from the old bag, starring Greens.










Wherein Matt drives Greens insane, pt. 527

Concept of YES: Guess who got their hard drive in the maaaiiil~
Concept of YES: ...what the %$*#
Concept of YES: I did not order a handheld labeler
Concept of YES: I ordered a hard drive something is not right
Concept of YES: Well, ok, apparently the two items I ordered from a packaged deal are coming in two seperate shippings
Concept of YES: I think
Brainwrack: So.
Brainwrack: Your new hard drive is a labeler.
Brainwrack: Nice job.
Concept of YES: No, that just came with it
Concept of YES: It's apparently shipping in two seperate packages
Concept of YES: Which is retarded
Brainwrack: So why'd you order a labeler?
Concept of YES: It came with it
Concept of YES: I couldn't not order it
Concept of YES: Seriously, there wasn't even a checkbox I could check off
Brainwrack: Sounds to me like you ordered a labeler.
Concept of YES: Well I did, but not of my own will
Brainwrack: So they made you order one.
Concept of YES: I did because otherwise, I couldn't get the hard drive
Brainwrack: You were like, "I want to order a hard drive."
Brainwrack: And they were like, "No, you want a labeler."
Brainwrack: And you said "Okay."
Concept of YES: No that's actually not what happened
Brainwrack: Well, I see you have a labeler now.
Brainwrack: And not a hard drive.
Concept of YES: IT'S COMING
Concept of YES: IT IS COMING IN A SEPERATE PACKAGE
Brainwrack: With another labeler?
Concept of YES: MEANING A DIFFERENT ONE THAN THE ONE I NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brainwrack: Last time you ordered a hard drive, you got a labeler.
Brainwrack: I wouldn't be surprised if this next package is the same way.
Concept of YES: I'm going to go play Brawl until you become smart again
Brainwrack: Hey, I'm not the one who ordered two labelers instead of a hard drive.


UPDATE:

Brainwrack: Be sure to ask Greens how he likes his new labeler.
The Willyboo: I got a picture of Blaze giving me flaming middle fingers.

Yeah, well, I had a lot of fun with that labeller anyway.

what did you label?

your mom

... :C

(18:58:49) Rusty: Now, please tell me the first thing you're going to do is NOT torrentz.
(18:59:20) Greens: The first thing I did was import my image reaction folder back.
(18:59:36) Greens: Now... the world is my oyster.
(18:59:50) Rusty: Until you break it again.
(19:00:30) Greens: I hate oysters.

Soul Hander (12:31:59 PM): JOHN MIRRA
John Fraser (12:32:11 PM): WHAT UP
John Fraser (12:32:16 PM): also that is a terrible terrible avatar
John Fraser (12:32:23 PM): I know what that picture is from
John Fraser (12:32:28 PM): you can't fool me
Soul Hander (12:32:37 PM): I don't know what you're talking about
John Fraser (12:32:44 PM): 8[
Soul Hander (12:33:08 PM): Here, how's this?
John Fraser (12:33:22 PM): ...
John Fraser (12:33:23 PM): uh-oh
John Fraser (12:33:26 PM): it's not updating
John Fraser (12:33:28 PM): SUSPICIOUS
Soul Hander (12:33:31 PM): aw
John Fraser (zombied0g) is available 12:35 pm
John Fraser (12:35:33 PM): oh there it is
Soul Hander (12:35:44 PM): Well that's a different one from what I had...
John Fraser (12:36:03 PM): dsFGSDFHSDFG

Omegle.com

Stranger:
You: Why the long face, pal o' mine?
Stranger: I'm I really that old?!?!?!
Stranger: Everybody disconnects
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 26
You have disconnected.



(This one's for Rusty)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask
Stranger: ask
You: Shepard. Need me for something?
Stranger: %$*# me
You: Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Stranger: %$*# u
Stranger: i was in the mood
You: So... when should I book the room?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: name?
Stranger: msn
Stranger: ?
You: 24/m/Terminus System
You: Garrus Valkarian
You: xXarchangelXx@hotmail.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(And one more)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: Shepard. Need me for something?
Stranger: Yeah. Send the ship through the mass relay, but make sure to hit all the chocobos on the way, so we get there at exactly 000 seconds.
You: Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Stranger: But... why did you ask.... I.. you...?
Stranger: Listen... I love you.
You: So... when should I book the room?
Stranger: Who needs a room?
You: Good point.
Stranger: Now, smother me in gravy, you big dirty man.
You: Come 'ere.
You: OOOOO, SHEPARD, you're so AGGRESIVE
You: OOOOO OOOO OOOO
Stranger: Wait, don't... that won't fit.... OH F**K
You: HAND ME THE SPACE-LUBE.
You: IIII'LL MAKE IT FIT.
Stranger: TAKE SOME ZERO MATTER! DO IT AT FTL SPEED!
You: SYSTEMS NOMINAL
Stranger: ENGAGE
You: ALL LIGHTS ARE GREEN
You: PREPARE RAMMING SPEED

Stranger: hey
You: What-up
Stranger: laying in bed. you ?
You: not laying in bed, conversely--and more to the point, otherwise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:C

(03:26:12) *Non-Stop_Climax: Now I'm lolling 'cause I just noticed it's a keytar
(03:26:44) *Non-Stop_Climax: And I would also say I'm having sort of a hard time telling what his mum is wearing, but I noticed the lineart isn't as finalized.
(03:27:37) *Non-Stop_Climax: Man, he's totally into it, too, I love his expression.
(03:28:26) Mie: Yeah, Kara's still up in the air -- I'm kinda too tired to finish her.
(03:28:58) *Non-Stop_Climax: Well Jared looks great. So I can understand sleeping on her.
(03:29:10) *Non-Stop_Climax: I mean, sleeping, on the idea, of her.
(03:29:14) *Non-Stop_Climax: Sleeping on her idea.
(03:29:15) Mie: Oh!
(03:29:16) Mie: Okay.
(03:29:21) *Non-Stop_Climax: Sleeping...
(03:29:25) *Non-Stop_Climax: ...thinking about it.
(03:29:33) Mie: Yeah.
(03:29:38) Mie: Got it.
(03:29:44) *Non-Stop_Climax:

(14:30:45) Mechanization: Count Dookus been probing our colonies a lot
(14:30:46) psikeout: I've been probed five or more times in the past 12 hours.
(14:30:59) Mechanization: He probed me about 6 the night before

(23:51:11) Greens: Actually, Ace was holding his hands up so that Tails would take him.
(23:51:24) Tails: yeah, but tails wasn't in the air
(23:51:26) psikeout: "take me, Tails"
(23:51:32) Tails: don't
(23:51:34) Greens: don't

Soul Hander (8:53:42 PM): If you insist.
Soul Hander (8:53:50 PM): I will show you my psychokinetic power!
Soul Hander (8:53:52 PM): And post.
John Fraser (8:54:00 PM): *ninja noises*



Soul Hander (8:56:24 PM): "Tails thought he was safe"
Soul Hander (8:56:30 PM): "BUT THEN KNUCKLES FLEW"
Soul Hander (8:56:32 PM): "TO TAILS"
John Fraser (8:56:35 PM): ...
Soul Hander (8:56:36 PM): "AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH"
John Fraser (8:56:38 PM): what
Soul Hander (8:56:47 PM): no wait
Soul Hander (8:56:54 PM): "Tails thought he was safe"
Soul Hander (8:57:00 PM): "BUT THEN KNUCKLES USED HIS LASER EYES"
John Fraser (8:57:08 PM): what
Soul Hander (8:57:11 PM): "AND TAILS EXPLODED"
John Fraser (8:57:19 PM): sklskfg
Soul Hander (8:57:29 PM): "AND HE LAUGHED"
Soul Hander (8:57:39 PM): "NAY-- CACKLED"
John Fraser (8:57:40 PM): while he was exploding
Soul Hander (8:57:47 PM): No this is Knuckles laughing
John Fraser (8:57:51 PM): oh right
Soul Hander (8:57:51 PM): At you
Soul Hander (8:57:54 PM): Because you're DEAD
Soul Hander (8:58:03 PM): ...I'm sorry.
John Fraser (8:58:08 PM): no you are
Soul Hander (8:58:12 PM): I'll try posting for reals now.
John Fraser (8:58:20 PM): no no
John Fraser (8:58:21 PM): post that
John Fraser (8:58:23 PM): it'll be cool
Soul Hander (8:58:26 PM): Seriously?
John Fraser (8:58:32 PM): yes
Soul Hander (8:58:34 PM): Well alright