SK is Naked (7:27:40 PM): *TIIITTIIIIES

[00:02] Diluss: franky
[00:03] Diluss: since you are not there and will not be for hours I will just go ahead and ask why you purport to be in the chat at ALL HOURS when clearly this is the most flagrant of falsehoods and you are more than likely off capering and cavorting and spending madd staxx at all the hippest parties and rave-outs
[00:03] Diluss: and only occasionally stopping and thinking of us
[00:04] Diluss: and then laughing and having another drink and making the DJ play your favourite song while you breakdance in a pit of money
[00:05] Diluss: why franky. why do you taunt us with the false hope that you are not the most crump of ballers
[00:05] Mie: ... Do you just... pick up words on TV, and hope you're using them correctly?
[00:05] Diluss: sometimes

Diluss oh hello greens
Diluss you've come at a bad time
Diluss apparently
Cherry_Greens Have I?
Diluss apparently
Cherry_Greens Have I?
Diluss it seems to be so
Cherry_Greens Have I?
Diluss for all intents and purposes
Cherry_Greens Diluss, what's it like being a chatbot?
Diluss I don't know, what do you think what's it like you being chatbox?
Cherry_Greens http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8343/ahfuck.png
Diluss You seem to be feeling im843 imageshack us img843 8343 ahfuck png.
Diluss Do you want to talk about it?

SK is Naked (11:43:13 PM): I had what is assuredly the greatest moment of my life thus far
SK is Naked (11:43:49 PM): We go to McDonald's at 11 PM
as a joke, we decide to order while doing Elmo impressions

the girl at the window replies
with a Cookie Monster impression
Soul Hander (11:43:55 PM): oh my god

Kazz but knowing the SoDak Mail system let's watch as neither mine nor Sheff's arrive at their destinations until mid-January
Sheff "What happened?"
Sheff "WINTER HAPPENED"
Diluss "Someone set up us the frost"
Cherry_Greens lol
Diluss "we get black ice!"
Mie Hah.
Diluss "main salt turn on"
Cherry_Greens God /dangit/ John how dare you make me laugh at an All Your Base joke.
Mie 'It's flu.'

Soul Hander (4:13:34 PM): oh my gosh Viewtiful Joe has a massive #$^&ing erection in his Tatsunoko art
SK is Naked (4:13:49 PM): ...
SK is Naked (4:13:52 PM): thanks for sharing
Soul Hander (4:14:11 PM): http://i.neoseeker.com/ca/tatsunoko_vs_ ... _lnlQk.png
Soul Hander (4:14:15 PM): How did nobody notice this
Soul Hander (4:14:28 PM): Joe as a #&*$ing erection
Soul Hander (4:14:32 PM): *avatar*
SK is Naked (4:14:58 PM): inch away
Soul Hander (4:15:04 PM): I'm serious
SK is Naked (4:15:27 PM): yes I can tell
Soul Hander (4:15:34 PM): So I'm not the only
Soul Hander (4:15:35 PM): one
Soul Hander (4:15:39 PM): You see it as well
SK is Naked (4:15:54 PM): I probably wouldn't have if you hadn't mentioned it
Soul Hander (4:17:25 PM): Lookit him he's all smiling
Soul Hander (4:17:31 PM): He's like happy you noticed
SK is Naked (4:17:39 PM): STOP TALKING
Soul Hander (4:17:57 PM): That is the most viewtiful hardon I've ever seen
SK is Naked (4:18:12 PM): ...
SK is Naked (4:18:25 PM): well I'm never speaking to you again
Soul Hander (4:18:41 PM): What are you talking about, boners are like, the cornerstone of our conversations
SK is Naked (4:19:12 PM): A MAN HAS TO TAKE A STAND AT SOME POINT
Soul Hander (4:21:43 PM): Well Joe sure took a stand there
SK is Naked (4:21:22 PM): headdesk
Soul Hander (4:21:54 PM):
SK is Naked (4:22:44 PM): why

On John's not-so-secret Secret Santa gift.

uknowthosebirds (9:49:45 PM): ...
uknowthosebirds (9:49:47 PM): should I be
uknowthosebirds (9:49:51 PM): ...concerned
uknowthosebirds (9:49:56 PM): about what is written on the smaller box
Soul Hander (9:50:06 PM): If I said yes
Soul Hander (9:50:09 PM): ...How would you respond?
uknowthosebirds (9:50:23 PM): I would be very leery of the contents
uknowthosebirds (9:50:47 PM): seeing as what is written on the box is "Employee no. 2001340 255580 00023661 compensation"
uknowthosebirds (9:50:54 PM): and then a check mark
Soul Hander (9:51:04 PM): Then
Soul Hander (9:51:06 PM): Yes
uknowthosebirds (9:51:13 PM): : ___I
Soul Hander (9:51:16 PM): lol
Soul Hander (9:51:25 PM): I sent you a bomb
uknowthosebirds (9:51:30 PM): a bomb
Soul Hander (9:51:30 PM): An Anthrax bomb
uknowthosebirds (9:51:33 PM): as compensation
Soul Hander (9:51:34 PM): That explodes
Soul Hander (9:51:37 PM): And has AIDS
uknowthosebirds (9:51:51 PM): what would this be compensation for
Soul Hander (9:51:58 PM): Well it's a joke, see
uknowthosebirds (9:52:02 PM): oh
uknowthosebirds (9:52:06 PM): ha ha
Soul Hander (9:52:12 PM): I say I sent you some "Tiger Balm"
Soul Hander (9:52:18 PM): But it's actually just a "Tiger Bomb"
Soul Hander (9:52:22 PM): A new type of bomb
Soul Hander (9:52:29 PM): So it's funny
uknowthosebirds (9:53:16 PM): : ________ I

On the subject of the most wondrous candy in existence, Airheads:

[22:24] Matt My favorite is the White Mystery
[22:24] Matt It reminds me of myself

[16:36] <Matt> I guess I'd be a big pretzel, then.

uknowthosebirds: you have to keep going sheff
sheffman13@yahoo.com: I am.
uknowthosebirds: oh well that's
uknowthosebirds: italics off
uknowthosebirds: that's cool then
sheffman13@yahoo.com: Maybe
sheffman13@yahoo.com: Playing Shadow can be my sorta comeback
sheffman13@yahoo.com: i dunno
uknowthosebirds: I'm coming back
uknowthosebirds: so I can looove yoou
sheffman13@yahoo.com: Stop
uknowthosebirds: the way I used to love you long agoooo
uknowthosebirds: yes I'm coming BACK
sheffman13@yahoo.com: stop
uknowthosebirds: hoping that you'll haaaave me
uknowthosebirds: ....
uknowthosebirds: ...
uknowthosebirds: ..
uknowthosebirds: .
sheffman13@yahoo.com: .....................
uknowthosebirds: AND THIS TIME I WILL NEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
uknowthosebirds: SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY
sheffman13@yahoo.com: ADFEVINVAE
uknowthosebirds: IT WAS YOU AAAAND MEEEEEE
sheffman13@yahoo.com:

Brainwrack (5:27:38 PM): whoof
Soul Hander * (5:27:47 PM): Woof?
Brainwrack (5:28:14 PM): who let da dawgz out
Brainwrack (5:28:16 PM): ahahaha
Soul Hander * (5:28:26 PM): You will now be blocked forever

[19:19] Rices : ... Okay, I'm getting confused.
[19:19] DINNERWARE: i think we should change back to our names
[19:19] Rices : I thought Bean was Greens, and DINNERWARE was Sheff
[19:19] Greens_Eggs: No no, I'm Greens. DINNERWARE is Kazz.
[19:19] Greens_Eggs: Bean is John.
[19:20] All_the_meat: You call anything in New Mexico "mountains"?
[19:20] DINNERWARE: DINNERWARE
[19:20] Greens_Eggs: And /I'm Batman./
[19:20] DINNERWARE: I should change it to
[19:20] Rices : Who's Knife and Fork?
[19:20] DINNERWARE: "DINNERWEAR"
[19:20] DINNERWARE: no Greens
[19:20] Greens_Eggs: I think Knife and Fork is Sheff.
[19:20] DINNERWARE: you are mrs. batman
[19:20] Greens_Eggs: I am /not/
[19:20] DINNERWARE: we've /established this/
[19:20] Rices: ... Can we just change back?
[19:20] DINNERWARE: I support this idea
[19:20] DINNERWARE: but first
[19:20] =-= Rices is now known as Mie
[19:20] =-= Knife_and_Fork is now known as Spoon
[19:20] =-= DINNERWARE is now known as DINNERWEAR
[19:20] =-= YOU are now known as Batman
[19:20] Mie: ...
[19:21] =-= Bean is now known as A_Napkin_Shaped_Like_A_Swan

[16:11] Greens Yooooooooo
[16:11] Matt Hoooooooo.
[16:11] Greens What it do.
[16:12] Matt It do, it do
[16:12] Matt And how do you
[16:12] Greens I do too.
[16:12] =-= Greens has changed the topic to “SSRP - It do.”

Brainwrack (11:26:47 PM): Unfortunately
Brainwrack (11:26:49 PM): I have to sleep for tonight
Soul Hander (11:26:54 PM): Blast.
Soul Hander (11:26:58 PM): Leave me hanging, will you.
Brainwrack (11:27:04 PM): k
Soul Hander (11:27:13 PM): ...
Brainwrack (11:27:23 PM): But really, it is past time.
Brainwrack (11:27:27 PM): Goodnight, Greensworth.
Soul Hander (11:27:29 PM): Of course.
Soul Hander (11:27:32 PM): Goodnight.
Soul Hander (11:27:54 PM): Y'know for a second there, I thought you were gonna do that thing where you make sure to leave when I'm in the middle of typing something.
Brainwrack is offline 11:28 pm
Soul Hander (11:28:08 PM): I should have you know the--
Soul Hander (11:28:18 PM): ...How
Soul Hander (11:28:22 PM): How did I not see that coming

<Greens> It's like vomiting silk
<Diluss> oh oh oh I do