[Context: Greens shows me a character theme he selected for an old character. I tell him I don't like it.]

Soul Hander * (11:39:56 PM): I tested it on Jeff. He thought it was "pretty boss".
Brainwrack (11:40:07 PM): Jeff runs a Yu-Gi-Oh RP...
Soul Hander * (11:40:13 PM): I know :*(

[Copy and paste to Jeff.]

Viewtiful Rekk (11:41:41 PM): Hey, %$*# you!

[17:16] Greens: Fill it with flesh

After showing off my most famed deviation...

< psikeout> It looks like Greens is going to persist in stealing your baby, Ben.
< Ben> I wouldn't have seen that going any other way.
< Mie> Wait, I know!
< Mie> We'll cut him in half!
< Mie> Then each of you can have a portion.
< Mie> Does this sound agreeable?
< Mie> </wiseness>
< Ben> No, Solomie. It does not sound agreeable. Greens can have him.


peabnut bubber (1:52:06 PM): I KNOW HOW TO RESOLVE YOUR DISPUTE WITH BEN
peabnut bubber (1:52:12 PM): We take Knuckles...
peabnut bubber (1:52:17 PM): And cut him in half.
peabnut bubber (1:52:23 PM): Then each of you can have a portion.
peabnut bubber (1:52:32 PM): Does this sound agreeable?
Greens (1:52:45 PM): Sure.
peabnut bubber (1:52:50 PM): HAH YOU FAIL
Greens (1:52:51 PM): I'll give him both of his fists
Greens (1:52:54 PM): RIGHT IN HIS MOUTH
peabnut bubber (1:53:01 PM): O-- What?
Greens (1:53:10 PM): HOW'S THAT FOR A PORTION
peabnut bubber (1:53:18 PM): This wasn't covered in my training.

<Shower_Planet> and now I am really
<Shower_Planet> going to shower
<Shower_Planet> and kazz if you say anything so help me
<Shower_Planet> SHEFF, you either
<Kazz> /have a good shower/
<Shower_Planet> oh you did not
<Shower_Planet> just
<Kazz> there
<Shower_Planet> say that
<Kazz> I said it
<Kazz> what are you gonna do
<Shower_Planet> I am going to mess you up when I get back
<Sheff> TWO HOOOOURS LAAAAAATER
<Kazz> have Coop fly out of the sky and punch Mako again
<Shower_Planet> SHEFF OH MY GOSH
<Shower_Planet> RRRRGH
<Shower_Planet> YOU ASKED FOR IT
<Kazz> WRONG TARGET
<Shower_Planet> YOU BOTH DID
* Shower_Planet (John@Spindash-42AF054B.dsl.bell.ca) has left #SSRP
<Sheff> WHATCHA GOIN' TO DO- oh.
<Galan> I think you broke him.
<Sheff> Well, that was anticlimatic.
<Kazz> way to go Sheff
<Sheff> Quiet, you... Norvayous person you.
<Kazz> /NORVAY/
<Sheff> Haw.

Soul Hander (11:13:49 PM): Y--you mean
Soul Hander (11:13:57 PM): I can't draw viking helmet porn? D:
SK is Naked (11:14:17 PM): Yes, Greens. No viking helmet porn.
Soul Hander (11:14:21 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFI1NnjJYhE#t=4s
SK is Naked (11:14:42 PM): I almost want to quotebag "No viking helmet porn" but that'd just be too weird

[17:26] =-= Nemesis has changed the topic to “SSRP - SSTAAARRRRSS”
[17:29] Galan Oh boy.
[17:29] Galan Welcome back "Nemesis".
[17:29] =-= Kazz has changed the topic to “SSRP - PONIES”
[17:29] Nemesis UURRRHHGH.
[17:29] Nemesis ::breaks a wall::
[17:30] Nemesis Gosh dangit Kazz
[17:30] Kazz I win
[17:30] =-= Nemesis has changed the topic to “SSRP - DUCK SEASON”
[17:31] =-= Kazz has changed the topic to “SSRP - WABBIT SEASON”
[17:31] =-= Nemesis has changed the topic to “SSRP - DUCK SEASON”
[17:31] =-= Kazz has changed the topic to “SSRP - WABBIT SEASON”
[17:31] =-= Kazz has changed the topic to “SSRP - DUCK SEASON”
[17:31] =-= Nemesis has changed the topic to “SSRP - RABBIT SEASON”
[17:31] Nemesis wait
[17:32] =-= Kazz has changed the topic to “SSRP - GREENS SEASON”
[17:32] =-= Nemesis has changed the topic to “SSRP - GREENS SEASON SEASON...!?”
[17:32] =-= Kazz has changed the topic to “SSRP - SEASON SEASON”

Latenight chat hijinks!

[00:36] Matt Hey John
[00:36] Diluss Hey
[00:36] Matt You've got a sloppy pack of abs
[00:36] Greens Hahahahahaha.
[00:37] Diluss You have a bloppy slab of crabs
[00:37] Matt You are mother
[00:37] Diluss You are a brother
[00:37] Diluss Stayin' alive
[00:37] Diluss Stayin' Alive
[00:37] Diluss Oh, oh, oh

----

[00:46] Matt That cat is a fluid

Soul Hander * (3:38:09 AM): one sec I have to pee

Soul Hander * (3:41:48 AM): Is urine good for trees?
Soul Hander * (3:41:52 AM): Or bad for them?
Brainwrack (3:42:06 AM): I don't think it would affect a whole tree.
Brainwrack (3:42:17 AM): You should probably pee in your bathroom if given the option, though.
Soul Hander * (3:42:20 AM): What would it affect?
Brainwrack (3:42:25 AM): Smaller plants.
Soul Hander * (3:42:35 AM): Would it affect it goodly?
Soul Hander * (3:42:37 AM): Or badly?
Brainwrack (3:42:58 AM): Badly. Granted, I don't think human urine is quite as harsh as dog urine, but still. Dog urea wilts plants.
Soul Hander * (3:43:05 AM): Aw, man.
Brainwrack (3:43:15 AM): Where the heck did you whiz?
Soul Hander * (3:43:19 AM): It's just that now that Josh's living with us
Soul Hander * (3:43:27 AM): I can't flush the toilet at night without waking him up
Soul Hander * (3:43:40 AM): So now I go out in the backyard every night
Brainwrack (3:43:53 AM): Eehhh... just... pick a different spot?
Soul Hander * (3:43:56 AM): Feels kind of adventurous, really
Brainwrack (3:44:03 AM): Rotate your whizlocation
Soul Hander * (3:44:10 AM): Yeah, I'll go on some rocks or something.
Brainwrack (3:44:21 AM): This is how we know we're good friends
Soul Hander * (3:44:37 AM): Would it affect rocks goodly?
Soul Hander * (3:44:39 AM): Or badly?
Brainwrack (3:44:43 AM):

muffinschnozzle left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Diluss: I am always kinda bummed when she leaves so early
Matt: Whyzat?
Diluss: because she leaves so early
Matt: It's nearly midnight here!
Diluss: yes
Diluss: that is early for us
Matt: Only because I'm so very unemployed, at least in my case.
Kazz: Eheh.
Diluss: well whatever the case
Matt: If you'll recall, there was a time I got to bed at midnight every night!
Sheff: Oooookay, time to move this ice pack....
Diluss: I do not recall that
Matt: Well, every worknight...
Diluss: Matt you will not stop me being kinda bummed
Diluss: I refuse to unbum myself
Matt: I must debum you
Mie: I will unbum you.
Diluss: no you bum
Mie: HEY
Matt: Agh
• Kazz stares
Mie: I'm no bum, y'bum.
Sheff: easy on the bums
Matt: I will kick your bum.
• Kazz stares more
Matt: What're you lookin' at, bum
Mie: ... It's so sad that this is making me want to put on a Rocky movie.
Diluss: you are the two up bumquarks to my down bumquark
Sheff: Then give off your lazy bum and go watch it bum.
Diluss: together we make a perfect bum
Diluss: we are a bumtron
Matt: AND I'LL FORM
Matt: THE BUM
Diluss: hahahah
Kazz: WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Diluss: technically ok we are not a bumtron
Kazz: ... and who's gonna quotebag this
Diluss: we are a bumton
Diluss: which is possibly funnier
Diluss: we are a whole ton of bum
Sheff: I'M BUMBUM THE BUMHOG
Matt: Your female parental figure is a ton of bum.
Diluss: that's not funny sheff
Diluss: get out of here
Sheff: FINE
Sheff left the chat room. (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 4.0.1/20110413222027])
You changed the topic to "SSRP :: Sheff is a Bum".
Kazz: A long ton or a short ton?
Diluss: long ton
Kazz: A long bumton.
Diluss: if only because I am saying 'long ton bum' and giggling to myself
Kazz: wait
Kazz: what about a metric ton
Kazz: a bum tonne
Diluss: hahah
Kazz: Wow, the word "ton" is really getting weird to type
Diluss: it's starting to sound like 'tawn'
Diluss: ton and toff
Matt: I'm starting to make it "tongue" in my head, which is all kinds of horrible
Kazz: AUGH
Diluss: oh my gosh no
Matt: long tongue bum
Kazz: PLEASE STOP
Diluss: ok this
Matt: It's not intentional, either
Diluss: conversation
Diluss: I can't
Matt: It was purely by accident
Kazz: this needs to stop

SK is Naked (11:04:18 PM): Oh nothing point is now I am tempted to look up lesbianism in ancient China and this just CAN'T END WELL

[00:57] Diluss kazz
[00:58] Kazz John
[00:58] Diluss we need you to anthropomorphize a species
[00:58] Diluss matt and I need you to do this
[00:58] Kazz this can't end well
[00:58] Matt It's brilliant.
[00:58] Kazz This frightens me
[00:58] Matt It's something no one has ever made a Sonic character out of.
[00:58] Matt EVER
[00:58] Diluss we need you to anthropomorphize
[00:58] Diluss http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trico ... ._1780.png
[00:58] Diluss THIS HAT
[00:59] Kazz You guys have problems
[00:59] Matt /do it do it do it/
[00:59] Diluss you need to do this
[00:59] Diluss look it even has eyes already
[00:59] Diluss it's practically finished
[00:59] Matt And a beak looking thing
[01:01] Matt (Kazz is like)
[01:01] Matt http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/172/1879f18ee542e1c6.jpg
[01:01] Matt "no"
[01:02] Kazz http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0fmzpUn31qdlkgg.gif

and then I did it.
And then one of my IRL friends offered to buy me a shirt I want if I drew a cavalier hat to be his mortal enemy, So I did that too

Darren, this is all your fault. (Seriously I had no idea I typed this until my friend asked what I was talking about.)


John says: anyway what's up
John says: (I'm tired!)
NollieFlipX says: geez me too
NollieFlipX says: playing SPAZ for a bit
John says: oh ok
NollieFlipX says: while waiting for a girl
John says: ...oh?
John says: well I'm going to
NollieFlipX says: I'm playing on windowed mode
John says: play minecraft while waiting for a cup of doom
NollieFlipX says: cup of doom?
John says: ...
John says: cup of TEA
NollieFlipX says: ...
John says: what the crap did I just type 'doom' for
NollieFlipX: er.... idk?

uknowthosebirds (3:09:33 PM): locomotion is a tricky thing
Brainwrack (3:14:04 PM): Psh
Brainwrack (3:14:15 PM): My little baby sister can do it with ease
Brainwrack (3:14:22 PM): It's easier than learnin' your ABCs
uknowthosebirds (3:14:44 PM): So come on
uknowthosebirds (3:14:45 PM): come on
uknowthosebirds (3:14:51 PM): doo the locomotion with but ok no
Brainwrack (3:14:58 PM): you got to swing your hips now
uknowthosebirds (3:15:01 PM): no
uknowthosebirds (3:15:03 PM): no