Talking about that infamous week and a half where I vanished after I joined, got accepted, and so on:

SK is Naked 6:20 pm
Man I had dreams about it for that week and a half or so
Greens 6:20 pm
About the RP?
SK is Naked 6:20 pm
Yeaaah, about "OH GOD RUN AWAY" and the unimaginable horrors (read: mild disapproval) that my mind was sure would result if I came back
Greens 6:20 pm
Man.
Was-- was Matt chasing you down with a pitchfork?
SK is Naked 6:21 pm
... I only wish I was kidding when I said "No, it was some sort of firearm"
(my mind's a funny place, bro)
Greens 6:22 pm
Wow.
Well, at least he...
...wasn't naked.
SK is Naked 6:22 pm
(tonight's venture into The Inner Workings of Kazz's mi--
what
Greens 6:22 pm
Right?
It could've been worse.
SK is Naked 6:22 pm
Right, but
why is that what you leap to

Tony 12:01 pm
Hey Dude.
Dude man. Dude. Sheffdude.
Duuuude-i-tude.
...dude.
sheffman13 12:01 pm
WHAT DUDE MAN DUDESTER
Tony 12:02 pm
DUDE MAN DUDE.
DID YOU DUDE THAT DUDE THING I DUDED YOU?
TOTALLY DUDE, RIGHT DUDE?
sheffman13 12:02 pm
DUUUUUDE
Tony 12:02 pm
DUUUUUUUUDE
sheffman 12:02 pm
dude
Tony 12:02 pm
yeah dude.
sheffman 12:02 pm
dude
Tony 12:02 pm
dude
sheffman 12:03 pm
-smack-
Tony 12:03 pm
ow.

SK is Naked (12:54:23 PM): I do not have a good relationship with boobs.

[15:01] Matt: Dunno if Kazz is watching the chat.
[15:01] SomthingGoesHere: POkemon games suck
[15:01] SomthingGoesHere: He'll pay attention now
[15:01] Kazz Har: de har har, Darren
[15:01] SomthingGoesHere: See?
[15:01] Sheff: Huh, it worked that time.
[15:01] Sheff: /good work/
[15:02] Kazz: (just for reference, I put 'pokemon' as one of my words that'll make the chat ding, for specifically this reason)
[15:02] Matt: I sincerely doubt Kazz has made "pokemon" a stalk word--
[15:02] Beta_sa_Cruty: ...hah
[15:02] Matt: ...
[15:02] Sheff: .....ha.
[15:02] Heroboy: Hah, hahha, hahaha /hahaha/
[15:02] •Kazz is defyin' expectations all up in here

SK is Naked (11:11 pm) if I was wearing pants I would be doing a victory lap around my house

Greens 12:09 am
I really should.
Just whip it out and shove it in their face whenever I feel it needs showing.

Kazz, you're not supposed to explain the context for out-of-context funniness.

Mie: Okay, so me, Matt, Greens...
Mie: Who's our fourth?
Ben: Me
Matt: ME.
Matt: I AM THE FOURTH.
Kazz: Matt's good at math.

Matt: There are two little blobs of whipped cream left on my plate. But I think if I eat them, I... might really... die.
Mie:I would suggest you not eat them th--.
Matt: It's a risk I'm willing to take.

Chatbot-9000 has changed the topic to “SSRP - You're not Alexander! (Last person to talk is banned! )”
psikeout We need a brighter topic.
Chatbot-9000 has changed the topic to “SSRP - You're not Alexander! (Last person to talk is.. doomed? )”
Greens has changed the topic to “SSRP - You're not Alexander! (Last person to talk is a rotten egg!)”
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Greens has changed the topic to “KIDDIE LAND - Proud Sponsor of the TUNNEL'A LOVE”
Greens See this is why we need this option available to the public
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Greens alright, point proven, Matt
Greens at least make it official
Greens has changed the topic to “SSRP - butts farts butts butts butts”

Greens: Are we talking about Harry Potter, or Batman?
Mie: Neither.
Mie: The Dresden Files.
Greens: ...Is that Twilight?
Ben: No
Greens: Doctor Who?
Ben: It's the Dresden Files.
Ben: Greens, what country are you from?
Greens: I've... never heard of that.
Mie: That's because it's books.
Greens: Oooohhh.
Greens: Okay, then.
Greens: Nevermind.

[21:26] <Diluss> nude cgi beefcake wars

Soul Hander (9:12:29 PM): THIS SUMMER
Soul Hander (9:12:32 PM): ONE MAN
Soul Hander (9:12:36 PM): ONE DESIRE
SK is Naked (9:12:40 PM): you have problems
Soul Hander (9:12:46 PM): TO PLAY WORMS WITH HIS FRIEND
SK is Naked (9:12:55 PM): that's not very dramatic
Soul Hander (9:13:00 PM): IT WAS THE GREATEST THREAT OF THEIR TIME
SK is Naked (9:13:06 PM): not really
Soul Hander (9:13:09 PM): KEANU REEVES
SK is Naked (9:13:11 PM): what
Soul Hander (9:13:16 PM): AMY WHINEHOUSE
SK is Naked (9:13:20 PM): isn't she dead?
Soul Hander (9:13:22 PM): OR IS IT WINEHOUSE
SK is Naked (9:13:25 PM): (winehouse)
Soul Hander (9:13:26 PM): WHATEVER, SHE'S IN IT
Soul Hander (9:13:31 PM): IN
Soul Hander (9:13:37 PM): ...
Soul Hander (9:13:45 PM): ...THE WORMENING
SK is Naked (9:13:51 PM): ...
Soul Hander (9:14:01 PM): Rated PG
SK is Naked (9:14:18 PM): why do I talk to you
SK is Naked (9:14:20 PM): ever

Returning from an MGS3 replay...

Soul Hander (1:47:53 AM): "Our records show that Snake happened across a discarded AK-47 in a corner of the enemy base, and immediately decided this was no longer a stealth mission."
SK is Naked (1:48:17 AM): ...
Soul Hander (1:48:46 AM): "He went on to remove the upper body portion of his uniform, paint his face to resemble the American flag, and go on an endless killing spree that utterly decimated 12% of the entire Russian army."
Soul Hander (1:49:32 AM): "Violating international law several hundred times over."
SK is Naked (1:49:36 AM): -inch away-
Soul Hander (1:51:07 AM): "The last known soldier to fall to his bloodlust suffered a single bullet in each elbow and knee joint, several cuts to his back, and a severe ass-whooping via rifle butt, before being hurled into an active electric fence and crudely hidden, half-submerged headfirst in a nearby pool of quicksand."
SK is Naked (1:51:22 AM): -INCH AWAY-
Soul Hander (1:51:29 AM): "After being teabagged."