After Greens repeatedly stops responding after asking if we want to play L4D2...

Brainwrack (6:47:33 PM): Quit touching yourself if you wanna shoot
Benjamin Kriteman (6:47:38 PM): I'm done.
Benjamin Kriteman (6:47:46 PM): I mean here.

Brainwrack (8:27:09 PM): Dude
Brainwrack (8:27:12 PM): These frames are so suggestive
Brainwrack (8:27:13 PM): http://www.teamartail.com/sonicx/56/ima ... bokkun.jpg
Soul Hander (8:27:34 PM): "But! But! But!"
Soul Hander (8:27:54 PM): "I thought-- it was-- you were--"
Brainwrack (8:28:08 PM): "Turn around"


(edit: So this does not haunt anyone's mind for too long, and because I have thrown down on Sonic X so much lately, I will go ahead and give honest context: http://www.teamartail.com/sonicx/56/ima ... bokkun.jpg ... she was actually keeping some important/sentimental piece of jewelry from him. Not that the rest of the episode was not absolutely horrifying and inexplicably filled with bananas anyway, though. http://www.teamartail.com/sonicx/56/ima ... eggman.jpg )

(00:09:16) *Matt: I am home alone, it is 1AM, I am hungry, and I have an excess of eggs in the fridge.
(00:09:21) *Matt: Time to see what happens.
(00:09:30) Gamma: *Matt is now known as *SCIENCE.
(00:09:34) *Jeni: Frittata time is all the time
(00:09:40) Mechanization:

(00:05:54) Mie: G'night!
(00:05:59) Gamma: Mie logs out of the Chat.
(00:06:11) Greens: Damn it.
(00:09:23) Mechanization: http://www.patentpracticeliabili​ty.com/uploads/image/too late(4).jpg
(00:09:44) Tails: pahahah
(00:13:14) Mechanization: ..Out of salted snowflower seeds.. I miss my salty treats
(00:13:36) psikeout: I'm out too. G'night, guys.
(00:16:33) Gamma: psikeout logs out of the Chat.
(00:17:01) Greens: Damn it.
(00:23:14) Gamma: Seafarinhare logs into the Chat.
(00:41:23) Tails: I'm
(00:41:29) Tails: probably going to go to bed soon tooo
(00:41:33) Gamma: Tails logs out of the Chat.
(00:41:42) Greens: Damn it.

Brainwrack: (10:50:03 PM) I think I realized I was too stuck up about grammar when I balked at Milton using "infer" to mean "imply."
Brainwrack: (10:50:09 PM) I was like, "MILTON, THAT IS THE WRONG WORD"
Brainwrack: (10:50:23 PM) And I could feel the invisible collective eyes of literature buffs everywhere slowly turning my direction
Brainwrack: (10:50:28 PM) and shooting a thousand laser beams through my body

Driving my comic-nerd uncle insane. (His avatar is for mother's day.)

Soul Hander (12:10:01 AM): To think of...
Soul Hander (12:10:09 AM): Tracer getting in an arm wrestling match with Tank.
Soul Hander (12:10:17 AM): And... being evenly matched.
Brainwrack (12:10:32 AM): There's such a size difference they wouldn't be able to set their elbows on the same surface and still meet hands
Brainwrack (12:10:47 AM): And it isn't because Tank is weak
Brainwrack (12:11:37 AM): Tank could walk right up to a car reach down, grab it with a hand, and just flip it over. No, at that rating, he probably couldn't walk up and just throw a car, but
Brainwrack (12:11:44 AM): 4 stars is still very strong
Soul Hander (12:14:01 AM): I can picture him doing that when upset or something
Soul Hander (12:14:16 AM): Like, losing a poker match.
Soul Hander (12:14:22 AM): How some people would flip the table.
Soul Hander (12:14:27 AM): He would set down his cards, put on his hat
Soul Hander (12:14:30 AM): Walk outside
Soul Hander (12:14:34 AM): And flip over a parked car
Soul Hander (12:15:01 AM):
Brainwrack (12:15:13 AM): (Then flip it back over)
Soul Hander (12:15:06 AM): (Gently)
Brainwrack (12:15:06 AM): (and leave his information under the wiper blade)
Soul Hander (12:15:34 AM): (Draw a smiley face saying "I'm sorry!" on the front)
Soul Hander (12:15:46 AM): ("I lost my temper and behaved poorly")
Brainwrack (12:16:27 AM): Oh, Tank.

Regarding Dr. Henshin building teleporters, and a pun you will only get with modest science geekery (but even then you probably shouldn't laugh openly)



(23:51:44) psikeout: Maybe there's some sort of problem with it messing up the molecular structure of things sometimes, too.
(23:52:18) Seafarinhare: *Fly lands on Mako as he's teleporting*
(23:52:25) Tails: hah
(23:52:26) Tails: maybe
(23:52:33) Kazz: I was going to say a repeat of Mako's space-shark incident.
(23:52:37) Kazz: Only this time
(23:52:41) Tails: maybe the teleporter removes electrons from things
(23:52:41) Kazz: ~*it's real*~
(23:52:59) psikeout: EVERYTHING IS IONIZED
(23:53:08) Tails: hahah
(23:53:09) psikeout: Ion-Shark
(23:53:22) psikeout: Hey, John.
(23:53:23) psikeout: Hey.
(23:53:29) psikeout: If we sent Ace through, what would he become?
(23:53:38) Tails: ionhobo?
(23:53:43) psikeout: A... cation! Ahahaha
(23:53:53) Kazz: Matt
(23:54:03) Tails:

(23:54:49) Kazz:

(23:15:20) *Jeni: And that is probably the most assertive anyone will ever see Astrid, which is saying something.
(23:15:58) Kazz: did you see
I was so assertive
(23:16:10) Sheff: yay
(23:17:05) *Jeni: Oh hush. Resisting urge to give Astrid an irrational love of butterflies. XD
(23:17:29) Kazz: You're gonna cheer for her like THAT, Sheff?
Louder.
(23:17:41) Sheff: ......yay
(23:17:56) Kazz: LOUDER
(23:18:28) Sheff:

Brainwrack: (2:02:27 AM) Well, anywho, I shall refrain on wildly pouncing upon solutions
uknowthosebirds: (2:02:37 AM) hah
uknowthosebirds: (2:02:40 AM) well, don't worry
Brainwrack: (2:02:42 AM) Since you already have one in mind, and I presume Astrid will deliver it.
uknowthosebirds: (2:02:47 AM) no no
uknowthosebirds: (2:02:53 AM) you could start pondering
uknowthosebirds: (2:03:15 AM) what-ever happens, this story is set on non-linear, free, open-to-expression and totally unavoidable rails of destiny
uknowthosebirds: (2:03:21 AM) so don't worry about making it awkward
uknowthosebirds: (2:03:59 AM) I think what I could say is
Brainwrack signed off at 2:04 AM.
Brainwrack is offline
uknowthosebirds: (2:04:34 AM) ...
uknowthosebirds: (2:04:36 AM) fine

(18:32:27) Tails: you don't just squeeze it out of a hole on the end
(18:32:49) *Matt: Cut a corner off, grip it precariously, slosh everywhere
(18:32:53) *Matt: Milk squirting all over the kitchen
(18:32:55) *Matt: Horrible sad face


Forgive me Matt, but I have to quotebag that out of context because it was the first thing I saw when I tabbed back into the chat.

Now, a haiku.

Milk that comes in bags
Unstable hand, squeeze and slosh
The kitchen is sad

SK is Naked 10:08 pm
.... okay now I'm imagining Tank with a sorority girl voice but the accent left intact

Soul Hander * (1:03:09 AM): Don't tell anyone
Brainwrack (1:03:22 AM): It is our greatest secret
Brainwrack (1:03:26 AM): Besides [censored from quote bag].
Soul Hander * (1:03:33 AM): *nod*
Brainwrack (1:03:42 AM): And that thing you do.
Brainwrack (1:03:45 AM): At night.
Soul Hander * (1:03:48 AM): ...what thing
Brainwrack (1:03:49 AM): Brr.
Soul Hander * (1:03:51 AM): WHa
Soul Hander * (1:03:53 AM): How
Soul Hander * (1:03:55 AM): wh